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Normal Teenagers - Try to be quiet while sneaking out of their house at 1AM
Me - Tries to be quiet while making a sandwich at 1AM
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If you go through my phones call log all you'll see is my mom's number over and over again.
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That moment of fear when you can't take a ring off of your finger.
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Me - I wasn't that drunk
Friend - You climbed a tree and then said 'OH MY GAWD!! Look at how big this broccoli is!'
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It's not cheating on a test, it's all about togetherness, teamwork!
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Teacher - Could you please tell the class why you're late?
Me - Some one told me to go to hell. Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here.
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I've been using Google for ten years now and I still have no idea what the 'I'm feeling lucky!' Button is for.
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When your mom decides to be in the room while you're on the computer, so you decide to switch to Google and just stare at it.
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You know when you walk into a room and you forget why you're in there? That's God playing sims, he just cancelled your action.
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Saving a file and naming it 'aghdnsh' just to go faster.
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Trying to complete a task before the microwave hits 00:00
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I hate it when it's dark and my brain is just like, 'hey you know what we haven't thought about in a while? Monsters.'
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The human brain is amazing, it functions 24/7 since we were born and only stops when we have exams.
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No teacher I don't know the answer, that's why my hand isn't raised.
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If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks explain why the fridge has a light.
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There is no 'u' in awesome... But there is a 'me'!
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Me - I'll do my homework at 7:00!
*7:02*
Me - Oops! Too late! Guess I'll have to wait till eight!
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Reasons why I'm fat:
1) I eat when I am bored
2) I am always bored
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Dear Teacher,
I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won't help.
Sincerely Student.
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My rules
Rule number 1 = I am always right
