Funny Texts!

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Dedicated to @--Chicken--

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P.S There might be a lot of breakup texts...

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I need to tell you something...

What is it babe?

I broke your Xbox

WHAT?!?!!?

Jk I'm cheating on you

Soooo my xbox is ok right...?

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God donut, I meant duck

My ducking phone won't let me ducking cuss!

I know we're supposed to be mad at each other and everything, but this is to funny! :)

Shut up, you ducking shut head.

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Hey wanna see a magic trick?

No.

....

NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DUMP YOU?!?!?!

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Sitting at bar alone. Txt u so I look like I have friends.

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Hey babe :) where are you right now?

Oh, just getting ready for bed. I'm beat, spent all day on college work, resting and texting you know. Where are you?

Standing behind you at the bar, asshole. Who's the guy you were making out with?

SHIT

We're over, bitch.

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Don't invite to many people to my party on Sat

I know you haven't seen it yet but my dick is tiny

You have a tiny dick? HAHAHA prepare to never live this down

MY DECK YOU ASSHOLE

Riiiiiight

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Hello :)

Oh, hey Mark. What's up?

Oh this isn't Mark, this is his other girlfriend Zoey. Apparently he's been cheating on both of us for a little more than two years.

Oh, is that so? Well, I just so happen to have seen PainOlympics, if you know what I mean.

....I have a feeling we're going to be very good friends.

I'll meet you at his place in ten.

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Dude are you ready to party!!!

Umm who is this?

Oh sorry wrong number

Bye

...but I want to party.

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How much do u love me?

Well, look at the stars count them. That's how much I love u

But it's morning...

Exactly.

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