Dedicated to
@ChicChocChick
@truebeauty123
&
@AwesomeAmazingOne
And a special thanks to @Warning-Fangirl who is the reason I'm writing at three am... Stupid insomnia...
;)
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Everybody shut up! *Picks up the phone* Hey mom.
Friend 1: HIIIIII!!!!!
Friend 2: Come back to bed
Friend 3: *Various sex noises*
Friend 4: Tell her I said hi
Friend 5: Aye! Pass the weed!
Friend 6: *Blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!
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See for me it's a little more like this.
Me: Everybody shut up! *Picks up phone* Hey mom.
Cat: Meow.
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You're the reason I wake up every morning.
LOL, I'm just kidding. I have school.
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Phone: Has thousands of songs
Me: Only listens to 5 which are on repeat
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I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face.
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Things I haven't learnt in high school.
• How to pay bills
• How to buy a car
• How to buy a house
• How to apply for college loans
But thank heavens I can graph a polynomial function.
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That shirt is cute!!
*Looks at price tag*
Never mind it's ugly...
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My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday#3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
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"You ask!"
"No, you ask!"
"Please come on!"
"Why can't you do it?!"
"Fine... Hey my friend wants to ask you something!"
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Who is interested in dating an ugly girl who sleeps all day and only cares about music?
