Why Does The Ship I've Made Always Sink?

Prologue

"<<Ling Xiao X Li Yan>>"

"<<Ouyang Zhen X Zhao Ming>>"

"<<Long Lin X Gao Chen>>"

Li Yun, a rotten green apple was a shipping maniac.

He was fascinated in BL cult...culture where there, he opened a new door to another world, a door full of happiness and love.

It was a fantastic world that sexuality isn't criticized but welcomed with open arms.

Yes, Li Yun was gay. He realized it when many young ladies confront and confessed to him in high school but he didn't get any reaction from them whether they are rich and beautiful young ladies.

Li Yun was 17 years old. An age where raging hormones were present but this only contributed to Li Yun's height. His height which was 163 cm jumped to 178 in a matter of months. His face didn't change, manly features didn't appear so he was quite often teased as a gay but ignored it because that's a fact.

It's a fact. Why should I be angry and lost my string of reason because of their childish teasing?

The time when Li Yun questioned his sexuality was the time when the campus prince bumped into him at the subway and in that fateful day, he just felt that his heart skipped a beat, his face turned hot and his palms were covered in cold sweat.

'Fudge! I didn't thought I'm gay!'

Since then, he ignored the female population except for his rotten red apple friend-Ming Lan.

She was a rich young lady with a 'weird' and unique hobby. She collects many rotten novels, CD's, merchandise and rare collectibles that even cause thousands of yuan!

Being a fudanshi himslef isn't bad because he met Ming Lan and made friends to her...

One day, when he passed by a bookstore and prepared to buy the last copy of a BL Manga, Ming Lan appeared and wanted it too so he gave it to her.

The most surprising thing was the day after tomorrow, he met Ming Lan at school and realized they were classmates!

Yes, apples met on a narrow road. Hahaha!

Back to the present, Li Yun was shipping the MC to the ML.

The ML (which he believed) that was suppressed by many enemies and conflicts that finally emerged victorious will confessed to his friend.

The only thing that confused Li Yun was that the ML have many close friends so the green apple, which was Li Yun, shipped him to his closest friend which was the MC.

"<< Ling Xiao X Li Yan>>"

Ming Lan entered the room and noticed Li Yun's frenzied shipping madness.

" Li Yun, my dear comrade, don't ship them! Please!"

"Why?"

They both turned their attention to the monitor and the scene they caught was...

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" Yan Er , I-I lo--

Yan Er !!! Behind you!"

Ling Xiao warned Li Yan then clashed with the assassin, get killed in the process and the ship was broken.

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"Fudge!!!"

"As as I thought. You 'blessed' the two so...that's what happened."

Li Yun frowned by Ming Lan's sarcastic comment. This female specie is really his friend. So... friendly.

" Continue to watch, Live watching was more costly than the forecast ones. Watch it till the end even though the 'Male Lead' was killed. The ideal Seme in my mind died because of you!*wu wu* "

Ming Lan afterwards left with her pathetic acting skills in hopes to guilt trip Li Yun.

'Fudge!!! Am I really cursed?'

Li Yun indeed watched until the end.

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" Li Yan, I love you... but what a fool I am for not realizing you colluded with the traitors...Those...assassins...was..conspired by you. You didn't stop you're revenge."

"Yes, I wanted revenge from the start because you separated us! Well, you still got killed so it's successful, right? I will succeed the throne because many nobles noticed you favoring me... so goodbye, Ling Xiao."

"You..."

" And I'm pregnant and the father was not you. It's Ling Zhen."

The MC got his revenge, married the second prince, ascended the throne, birthed the crown prince and then HE.

" Fudging hot chocolate!!!!"

Li Yun slammed the table, turned off the laptop then hurried inside his room to vent out his shipping failure.

Ming Lan held some tissue boxes when he noticed that the Live watching ended. She shook her head and sighed.

She then opened the laptop and search the last episode and later cried a puddle of tears.

" Ling Xiao!!!!! *wu wu* Be with my friend! He's naive and a cutie. He deserved you!! A heroic, passionate, doting seme X A cute, naive, smart uke."

Yes, Li Yun was a smart aorabke cookie. A good example of a neighbor's child which had an A+ straight grader but he was 'cursed' - 'The Abandon The Ship Curse' where the pairing, couple, semeXuke he shipped ends tragically.

Before he turned into a gay, reading and watching BxB romance was a norm.

He shipped the GxB and it turned out to be successful (when the two ended together) but he screwed in BxB.

Ming Lan was aware of this because it's Li Yun who told her but back to the pairing, she can't help but bit her lip.

'What does it have to do with Ling Xiao!!! Ling Xiao deserved happiness!'

Li Yan was not the only person who loved him dearly but also the person with the same name as Li Yun who suddenly died because of the poison poured in Ling Xiao's wine.

He switched the two cups with his and drank Ling Xiao's, staggered outside the festive room then died with a happy smile at his face then disposed of by the MC's loyal dog, Ling Zhen.

' Shit! This grandma cried, ah!'

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A certain web drama character:

-----My love is much precious than loyalty, I'm prepared to die for it, Your Highness.