Why Does The Ship I've Made Always Sink?

Chapter 0.1 The Cursed Shipper?

" Hahahaha!!!!!~ "

Li Yun, a seventeen year old fudanshi was currently throwing pillows like a maniac at the wall. He was laughing yet his face was wet with tears, snot and sweat.

Gross, right?

Well, for Li Yun, this was not the first time that he failed in this making a CP (Couple Pairing) thing. So...it's natural. Yeah..natural. Very natural, nothing unusual.

" Li Yun!!! Open the door! There's an update from that webtoon.The Seme MC (Main Character) one! And It's live reading!!! "

Li Yun stopped. He straightened his shirt which is crumpled and wiped his face. Apply some powder like nothing happened then stride out of the room like a child that is just done with his occasional tantrum.

" En! I'm going out."

" Hurry! It's already starting. "

Ming Lan walks toward the laptop after informing Li Yun. She full-screened the web page and grabbed some snacks laid it on the table and find a comfortable seat.

Noticing her friend's arrival, Ming Lan can't help herself from teasing Li Yun. " Oh! Done with the shipping failure pillow dance? "

" Shut up!!! "

" This time, don't ship, okay? I beg you, Lao Da! I waited weeks for this! "

Li Yun arched his brow and glared at the second rich generation heiress beside him.

" Hmph! You rich girl should rent you're own apartment, ah! It's stuffy here. "

He commented while squeezing himself at the seat. He suddenly thought thay he should save some money to buy another one.

" Aiyo!!! Don't squeeze too much, you old ungrateful thing and don't attempt to divert the topic.~  "

" Old? Ungrateful? I, Li Yun, is already old?! And ungrateful? "

Ming Lan noticed the air temperature inside the room suddenly dropped and closed her silly mouth while silently retorting in her mind.

' Why focused on the old something? It's my future ship we're talking about! '

She is afraid that she will be driven out and decided to quickly change the flow of conversation.

" Eh... Forget that. You're a young grateful friend. You let me inside you're apartment and let me stay here for few days, ah! And I, in return paid you're internet bill this month as a gift of thanks. "

Li Yun gently jabbed Ming Lan's shoulder and with a chuckle said, " Yes.. Yes.. You're indeed a good comrade, Lan Er. "

" Don't call me Lan Er. It's gross. I'm remembering that load of sh*t fiancé because of you! "

While the two are arguing,the webtoon live reading started. It made the two to ceased fire and it transform them to a group of children eagerly listening and watching at a cartoon.

Half an hour had passed, the two are cuddling each other and munching some chips when Li Yun's eyes twinkled.

" <<Ouyang Zhen X Zhao Ming! >> "

Ming Lan: ORZ

The page flipped and the voice over continued.

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" Wang Ye, Zhao Ming was targeted by the bandits..."

" What happened to him? "

" He retaliated and the men Wang Ye sent out for him were all killed... And he was taken as a captive. "