Chuuko demo Koi ga Shitai! [English Translation]

Volume 1 Prologue

"THIS IS SHIIITTT THIS IS SSHIIITTT THIS IS SHHIIITTTT!!!! GO TO HELL!!!! DIE!!!!"

"I'm so sorry..."

"This is unbelievable, this is unbelievable, this is unbelievable...."

What is this development...? This is such a crappy development!

"Why....?! Fujiaki Shiori; you had an ex-boyfriend...?!"

And just like that, my feelings were kicked to the curb. It felt like I had a hole punched straight through my heart.

Fujiaki Shirori is; was... a girl who was destined to be my ideal girl.... And yet: Japanese: Fujiaki Shioro was my ideal waifu, but now...

Seichii, I didn't mean to hide it from you."

As those empty words played through my speakers. The glow of her troubled face shined through my monitor, even then her expression was cute. She truly was my ideal girl

But she's a bitch! Skank!

"But that's all in the past now."

Her 2D mouth was talking, but I could not hear a word from a hymen...

(TL note: The original was a joke about how she wasn't a virgin and that her hymen was "broken")

That's because she's a bitch!

"Don't mind it too much, 'kay?"

"Are you crazy? You're already used!"

I passionately yelled at my computer screen. But as expected, only silence permeated through the room. Then again, I was yelling at a 2D character from a game. It was pretty much a one-way conversation.

"I don't mind at all, don't worry about it"

The text box that was the protagonist read... completely disregarding how I really felt

"You too? Mr. Protagonist!"

This protagonist is meant to be my avatar... or so I thought. The feeling of betrayal was reignited.

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!"

Frustrated, I let loose through a violent single kick to my computer

Bam! The sound of the impact woke me from my anger. I looked up to see the game froze, the background music that had been playing smoothly, started screeching out an unnerving unhappy noise.

Click, the disc tray slid open with a dull sound. On it the eroge game disc, on it Fuijiaki Shiori's smiling face was printed.

Like it was taunting me, her glistening eyes stared at me. The rage continued to build as thoughts of smashing both the disc and the disc tray flashed through my mind.

"Damn it! Damn!"

What "line up of pure heroines"?!?! I am going to report you to J.A.R.O. (Japan Advertising Review Organisation!) This is a total scam! Check your facts before claiming anything you shit!

I collected all the goods that came with pre-ordering this game and assembled it in my room. After sizing up what I had, I proceeded to destroy everything: shattering some by stomping on them, ripping the books up into little pieces and shattering the discs.

"Shit! Now my room's messy."

Even though I was seething with rage, a part of me was still rational. As I collected my thoughts, I stood in the center of my room clueless as to what I would do next.

Getting my waifu NTR'd like this! Who could stand that!

"Haaah...! Haaah...!"

I then slowly picked up the broken games and merchandise's and started tossing them into a cardboard box.