((one day in a quiet town named southpark, two group of-))
kyle: alright, who the fuck was talking just now?
token: more importantly... where are we? *looking around gigantic room*
((introducing stan's group-))
cartman: hey!! why does that hippie's name have to be our group's name
stan: shut up fatass!! who said i wanted you in MY group in the first place!!
cartman: you shut up fag!
kyle: hey! fuck you cartman
kenny: *cooes teasingly* gentleman! there are children here! *gesture to tweek and butters*
butters: a- ah geez ken! i- i'm not a kid
((and craig's gang-))
craig: *flips off readers* fuck all of you. i never asked to be dragged here
tweek: did you re- really need t- to sound ghk-!! so r- rude?
craig: does it look like i care?
clyde: guys! you're going to upset our dear mother *points at token*
token: if that's the case, I'm disowning you all
jimmy: wow token..
((who're going to be playing truth or dare-))
cartman: oh you've got to be fuckin-!!!
((by the readers))
everyone: ....
???: aww~ don't look so glum guys!
**spotlight shines out of nowhere**
stan: WHO THE FUCK-!?!?
tweek: GAH!!! I- I- I- INDOOR V- V- VOICES!!!
((also introducing the five other player/guests))
Tommy: yo~!! very nice to finally meet the people who fuck this town up from day to day~
Douglas: *laughs* are y'all ready to have fun?
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...