A/N: I tried to make a new cover but messed it up lmao, ah well I'm too lazy to fix it
Tommy: *pouting* This is so not fair.
Stan: *leaning on Kyle's shoulder* What is?
Tommy: THIS!! *frantically gestures towards everyone*
Tweek: We- nggghh! We aren't following... Hghh *sitting on Craig's lap*
Tommy: *groans pathetically* The fact that everyone is in a relationship but me!
Henry: *looks up from phone* I—
Tommy: Don't try to deny it! I know you've been texting back and forth with Louis this past few months
Douglas: Alright, but I'm still single
Tommy: You have Daniel
Douglas: oh, fuck you
Token: Uhh.. I'm also single—
Tommy: You have that on and off thing with Nicole since the writer doesn't know if she should give you a bf or not, so you don't count
Token: ...
Allen: *slowly raises hand*
Tommy: And YOU! have two people that like you that you've turned down completely. Not to mention it's only a matter of time before the writer gives you a bf
Allen: ... *slowly lowers hand*
Cartman: Sucks to be you then, dickwad *texting on his phone*
Token: Why does it have to be a boyfriend anyway?
Kevin: *petting Clyde's head that is on his lap* Gay edition *nodding as if it answers all the question in the world*
Token: ...
Tommy: Uggh sometimes i wish someone would have a crush on me
Jimmy: Tha- That's not t- t- true
Kenny: Yeah! *wiggles eyebrow* You have Bridon Gueermo
Tommy: ...huh?
Kyle: Yeah, dude, he had visited you in the hospital alot of time right?
Clyde: I mean he was almost always there everytime we came to visit
Tommy: ...i don't follow, what's that got to do with anything
Craig: Holy shit *facepalms* you seriously don't realize—
Butters: *slams door open* Guys!! We have one truth and two dares to do!!
Cartman: DAMMIT, BUTTERS!!! WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU PIECE OF—
Kenny: DON'T YELL AT HIM, FATASS!!
Butters: ...Wha- what's going on???
Jimmy: I- ignore the- them, bud. Wha- at's on today's agenda?
Butters: oh! Yeah.. So! @ilamas_areawesome asked all of us what's the most embarassing thing they've caught us doing
Stan: ugghh.. Probably that time as a kid when i fondled Sparky's balls *shivers*
Kyle: Mine would be when they caught me and stan making out, they were supportive of it! But yeah.. not a great image to see at all
Kenny: Probably all of the time they've walked in with my hands down in my—
Henry&Token: *screeching* STOP!!!
Butters: Oh! Uhh.. When they saw me with my hands on Kenny's zip- zipper, it wasn't a- anything like that! I was helping his zipper get unst- stuck..
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...