craig: *pokes stan* marsh come on. this is getting fucking ridiculous
stan: *groans* leave me alone~!!
tweek: c- come on stan!! stop sulking al- ngh- already!!
kenny: yea, i mean, it's not like it's THAT bad
stan: YES IT IS!!!
cartman: *facepalms* jesus fucking christ. someone get me some fucking soda so i can deal with this shit
allen: "we've got two more truths guys"
kevin: do you want to.. er... hear it?
clyde: *is also poking stan* why not, maybe it can snap stan out of this
douglas: its_fun_to_cosplay asked why stan is acting like this
butters: o- oh! it's because of k- kyle!
stan: *groans louder*
jimmy: a- after kyle stormed out the last time, they had a big argument off screen. i- i think they both exchange words they clearly didn't mean
token: after stan said-
stan: TOKEN!!
token: fine! after stan said something, he sort of realise how bad it affected kyle and tried to apologise
tweek: b- but ofcourse! kyle being kyle got s- super pissed off and didn't want to hear it. h- he said something like "i hate you so much stan marsh! never show your fucking face to me again or i swear i'll fucking burn you alive!" then he stormed out
craig: stan has been like that ever since
tommy: .... 'stan'?
craig: ...fuck off
henry: *pats stan's head* don't worry! i'm sure this will all blow by sooner or later
stan: *whines* but he hates me forever~!!!
clyde: *snatch the paper from kevin* second question is for kenny, who do you have a crush on?
kenny: *grins awkwardly* no one duh! nobody can tie this McCormick down!
butters: t- that's a w- way to put it...
clyde: *gets teary eyed* kenny you dick!!
kevin: hush child, he'll admit it in the future... in the mean time we've got to fix this guy *points at stan*
stan: why is life constantly a pain?
cartman: OH SHIT HE WENT GOTH-!!!
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
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