Daniel: sooo~ about the next dare...
Kyle: ...no
Kevin: Come on Kyle!!!
Kyle: ..there has got to be a way around this dare
Token: if there is, we're open for ideas. *turns to the camera* alright first, we have to apologize for not updating often, second, today's dare is from its_fun_to_cosplay or raven and they dared Tweek, Kyle, Butters and Gary to give their boyfriends a lap dance in a sexy outfit
Tweek: NNNNNGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH—
Butters: oh hamburgers *groans tiredly*
Gary: Why? Just.. Just why?!
Stan: *twitch* i still don't feel comfortable bout this..
Cartman: you people just LOVE to scar gary huh?
Craig: Tweek please! Shut up!! You're going to make my goddamn eardrums burst
Kenny: *wolf whistles
Allen: "The readers are all animals, i tell you"
Douglas: *sigh* let's get this over with then, Kevin.
Kevin: *takes out boxes* got them
Kyle+Gary: NO!!!!
kevin: Don't worry, they're just oversized shirts
Clyde: That counts as sexy??
Jimmy: we- well it's be- better tha- than lingrie
Kyle: DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!
TIMESKIP
Douglas: Kyle, what the hell are you doing??
Kyle: *digging a hole with a shovel* trying to bury myself alive
Stan: *sigh* babe, no
Tweek can be hear screaming from inside the house
Gary: *crouching down beside Kyle and the hole he dug* *face burried in his hand* please, just fucking kill me now
Cartman: shut up, you're being a bratty bitch
Clyde: Harsh much?
Christophe, in the distance: WHERE ZE HELL IS MY SHOVEL?!
Kyle: *stops digging* whoops
Allen: *facepalms* "you fucking moron"
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
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