stan: what does raven mean by the masculine boys and feminine boys???
kenny: masculine as in the one who tops and feminine as in the one who bottoms *wiggles eyebrows*
tweek: WHAT!??!!?
tommy: then i guess it's just for the guy who's dating somebody
henry: then... how about the others-
clyde: *waves arms* we'll figure something out~ for the time being- *points at kyle, tweek and butters* you! go sit on your boyfie's laps
kyle: ARE YOU CALLING ME A FUCKING BOTTOM!??!
jimmy: wi- wi- with an ass lik- li- with an ass like that who wouldn't
kyle: I WILL PUMMEL ALL OF YOU TO THE GROUND!!!
tweek: nggghhhhh! leave some ass- ass kicking for me
butters: oh hamburgers... *blushing red*
after a few minutes of yelling, kyle, tweek and butters sat on their perspective boyfriend's lap. kyle lookes annoyed, tweek was close to having a panic attack and butter's face goes even redder
stan: *hold his hand up to his mouth* i think i'm going to barf....
kyle: seriously!?!?
craig: ......
tweek: GAH!!! OH JESUS!! WHA- WHAT'S POKING MY THIGH!!!!
kenny: *wraps arms around butters' waist* leo~ can i get a kiss~???
butters: n- no...
token: this is just making me sad for being single
kevin: you can always get with clyde
clyde: *frowns* ....
token: no thank you, kinda weird to date your friend when he likes someone else
kevin: OH NOW YOU'RE JUST RUBBING IT IN!!!! MY CURIOSITY IS KILLING ME DAMMIT!!!
allen: "kevin seriously?"
cartman: *narrows eyes as he stares at clyde* .......
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South Park - Truth or Dare ((Gay Edition))
Fanfiction" it's just a simple game of truth and dares (from the readers), what's the worse thing that could happen?" "....ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?!?" "huh-?" "WE ALL LIVE IN THE SHIT ASS TOWN KNOWN AS 'SOUTH PARK' ANYTHING BAD C...