Randomness

👋Hi thanks for reading! this is new for me so yeah!This book is about random things that pop into my head!

Oh I almost forgot if urs is in here I'm sorry it's not copyright it's just so awesome I had to put it on here

P.S vote and comment my first 5 readers will get a dedication

1. it's weird that you get so paranoid in the morning or night when everything is quiet

2. Why is it that you don't want to go to bed at night but in the morning you never want to get out

3. The birds sing there beautiful songs in the morning most people think it's lovely

BUT I THINK IT JUST WAKES PEOPLE UP!!!

4. Some people are like slinkies

Not very good for much

But bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs

5. Dreams don't work unless you do

6. Yesterday is the past

Tomorrow is the future

And today is the gift

Which is why they call it the present

- Bil Keane

7. Sometimes I pretend to be normal

But that gets boring

So I go back to being myself

Guys if you have read this book plz comment or message so I can dedicate you

8. Who killed the unicorns

9. Did you know monkeys peel their bananas from the bottom

Guys if u have any ideas comment or message me ill try to update everyday😆👏

10. (True story) a woman I just saw tool a sip of her coffee then almost peed herself because it came out her nose

11. Watching a movie and my parents said "oh that's what I was like when I was a kid" then they ruin the movie by telling you what comes next. SO ANNOYING!!!

12. The awkward moment in class when the teacher lets you answer the question and then starts talking about what you just said then they finish and forget that you didn't finish and ask someone else!

13. Looking at your school photos from kindergarten, year 1, year 2 ect. and seeing how stupid you looked with eg. that long/short hairdo or looking and seeing you we're once friends with that person and think ewww

Hi guys can you follow my friend AngelWolf6! She is awesome! Btw vote for her new story Alpha's rain. She is new!

14. this is a joke I heard

There was once a man who cheated on his girlfriend named Loraine with a girl name Clearly

Shortly after Loraine died from an overdose (she took drugs when she found out)

At the funeral the boyfriend and Clearly were there and in the middle of the ceremony...

The boyfriend jumped up walked down the aisles of chairs stepped out into the middle of the room and sang " I can see Clearly now Loraine has gone"

15. Isn't it awkward when someone has to explain a joke

16. Some people need a high five

In the face

With a chair

Made of steel

On fire

By Hulk

On steroids

From the start of the gravity ring thing

17. Why are puppies cute and and donkeys are not

18. If you had 1 super power what would it be (comment!)

19. I have a superpower my nose is immune to bad smells eg, farts, bins, poo ect.

Who are my 5-6 readers I can't dedicate if I don't know who they are

20. I treat my Abs with respect by covering them with a layer of fat

21. People go to school and learn for 6-8 hours so why do we get homework ,it's like oh homework is revision, well I did my homework and I hadn't done that since last year ( the topic that is)!

22. Why do kids go out and play on the weekend at like 5:30

23. Adults never understand imagination

I would like to give a dedication to goldenunicorn127