Randomness

Big 3 updates

Guys, if I get up to 400 comments I will do 3-5 really big updates

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Teacher: ok kids the essay has to be 3-5 pages long

Me: ok, 3 pages I go

John and his friend are talking

John: I know everyone and everyone knows me

Friend: yeah right I bet the Queen doesn't know u

John: she does

Friend: fine I will pay for our trip to England and if she doesn't know you, you have to give me the money back

John agreed

*At England*

Queen's guard:hi John, the Queen would love to see you come in come in

Friend: O M G!!!

*later that day*

Friend: ok, so the queen knows you I get that but I bet the pope doesn't know you we shall do the same thing as we did on the way here

John:fine

*at rome*

The pope: hi John come and do the blessings with me but your friend will have to stay down the bottom and watch ok

John: cool

*after the blessings*

They find Johns friend had fainted

Then when he wakes up they say bye and go back home

John: why did u faint?

Friend: the guys next to me said who is up there standing next to John

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I know the last one isn't hilarious but I found it funny

Holy shi* not 700, 400 comments