Anti pick up lines

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1. Guy: do you want me to buy you drink

Girl: no I'd rather have the money

2. Guy: will you go out with me this Saturday

Girl: no sorry I'll have a headache this weekend

3. Guy: you look good today wanna go out sometime

Girl: no and wait so your saying I didn't look good yesterday

4. Guy: oh come on, don't be shy, ask me out

Girl: ok, go out

5. Guy: I think I could make you very happy

Girl: why? Are you leaving?

6. Guy: shall we go see a movie

Girl: I've seen it already

7. Guy: where have you been all my life

Girl: hiding from you

8. Guy: haven't I seen you some place before

Girl: yes, that's why I don't go there anymore

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