Randomness

Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so short that she hang glides on a Dorito

Yo mama so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund

Yo mama so ugly that bob the builder couldn't fix her

Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live

Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas

Yo mama so old that when she farts dust comes out

Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with dr pepper

Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized at sea world

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone

Yo mama so short she broke her leg getting off the toilet

Yo mama so ugly even hello-kitty said goodbye

Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test

Yo mama so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside she ran and quickly got a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the m&m workshop because she threw out all the w's and tried to put them into alphabetical order

Yo mama so fat she got a photo with Santa last year and it's still printing

Yo mama so short that when she smokes weed she can't even get high

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the iPod she made it an iPad

Yo mama so hairy that she has Afros on her lips

Yo mama so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store she starved