Randomness

First world problems

1. I'd like to lose weight but there is to much good food in the house
2. My internet is low
3. I'm trying to text at red lights but I keep hitting the green ones
4. Facebook keeps changing things so it is taking me longer to stalk people
5. I'm out of dishwasher soap do I have to drive all the way over to the grocery store to buy some
6. My minivan isn't as nice as my friends new minivan
7. I need to go pee but Disney Channel doesn't have commercials
8. I just sat down and can't reach the remote
9. Pouring cereal and not having any milk left
10. When your hungry and there is so much to eat but you don't want that stuff