Randomness

Funny Quotes

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1. I wish google could find anything like I'd search

Where the hell are my glasses

And Google would answer

Under your bed you idiot

2. After Tuesdays the calendar goes W T F

3. I hate when I'm at the super market and someone I know is there and they go

Oh what are you doing here

I'll be like

Ohh I'm just hunting elephants

4. I'm shy at first

But when I get to know someone

I go as crazy as Shizz

5. With great power

Comes great electricity bills

6. When I exercise I wear all black like a funeral

For my fat

7.I'm not lazy

I'm just on my energy saving mode

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