Alexander Hamilton X reader
Peggy's third wheeling.
REALLY BAD AND CHEESY PICKUP LINES BUT ITS OK BECAUSE NO ONE READS THIS!
Completed: 10:34pm 7th of December.
"GUYS ITS NOW NEARLY CHRISTMAS!" You yelled, jumping around with tinsel wrapped around your neck, like a scarf. "No it's not," Peggy said, Alex scoffed. "It's really not." You glared at them and gestured to the tree. "Christmas." You said. The other two just looked at you strangely.
You finally finished all your decorating, despite Peggy's protests. Hanging up the final piece of mistletoe, you slipped, falling off the stools and into the arms of Alexander.
You blushed madly as he grinned, "guess you fell for me," you couldn't help the snort that flew out of your mouth at this. "Oh my god that was cheesy." Peggy groaned, a smile streched across your face. "Are you a banana? 'Cause I find you a peeling." You said, making finger guns at Alex. "Oh my god no." Peggy said, Alex set you down and smirked.
"I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away everytime you walk by." Alex whispered, wiggling his eyebrows at you.
(Bold is Alex, italics is you. Coz I'm lazy and I like these pick up lines. Underlines is Peggy.)
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I might as well call you google because you have everything I'm searching for
Can I have your picture to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
This is an embarrassment to everyone here.
Do you have a name? Or can I just call you mine?
If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEapple.
Good thing I'm wearing gloves-
You're not,
Because otherwise you'd be to hot to handle.
Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
JUST KISS ALREADY!
(okay enough pickup lines)
Alex grabbed your arm and suddenly you were both under the mistletoe with his lips on yours.
"I love being a third wheel, it's absolutely amazing, awesome, wow. This isn't sarcasm at all." Was all you heard from Peggy.
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December oneshots
Fanfiction31 one shots updated everyday. Hopefully. They will focuse on December and I shall write on a day! They are all gender neutral and to do with December and have Hamilton in them. I hope you enjoy! EDIT: THESE WILL NOW INCLUDE OTHER MUSICALS.
