They sould event a treadmill with a laptop built in.
And unless you were walking, the internet wouldn't work.
You have to be walking on it, you couldnt trick it and stand on the sides.
I would lose so much weight.
The faster you go, the faster the Wifi.
*Looks out into the distance. *
"Wow look at Sammy go, he really must need that resaerch done."
*Furiously jogging. * "So get this."