I didnt get my Hogwarts letter at age eleven.
The Satyr didnt come for me at age 12.
My uncle never gave me a golden ring.
The Doctor didnt come to take me away.
My family doesnt hunt demons for a living.
I dont live with a sociopathic detective.
And i dont have any superhuman abilities.
I swear Gandalf, if you dont show up when im 50,asking if i want to go on a adventure, im going to have some issues.
