Akward-ON HOLD

Chapter 18----->Something

"Here." Staring up at him I furrowed my brows in confusion looking at the white box in my hand.

"Umm...." Glancing up from the box and back to him I continued, "where are you from again?"

"I originated in England but I resided in both France and Italy whereafter I migrated to the United States Of America." Giving him a blank look I rolled my eyes pushing the box in his dumb face.

"What does this box say?" I asked clenching my fist. Narrowing my eyes at him I waited patiently for him to read the box.

"Are you really that incompetent?" He asked in shock staring at me as if I just told him his mum rode my.....

'BEHAVE!!'

'I was gonna say dog!'

'Like that's any better.'

"Are you really that stupid to believe I'm actually PREGNANT!!???" I exclaimed staring at him in disbelief. Like who does he think I am?? Some baby popping factory?? Ion even like babies.

"I beg your pardon." Glaring at him I mentally scrolled through the list of abandon places I knew. "I'm not illiterate, please do not confuse you and I. I simply just indirectly stated that you are pregnant, it's a theory, which, if you urinate on the test it will prove to be correct."

"Eh?" I stared at him still trying to understand the fact that he thought I was pregnant.

"Are you trying to say I'm fat??" I asked calmly fuming inside cause I know ion look like no fudging watermelon or cow.

"With all due the respect I do not possess for you," holy fudgenuggets that's a lot! "Yes."

Staring at him as my mouth hung open I mentally blew him up with a bazooka, shot him in his lil junior and ran him over with a tractor. RUDE!

"Therefore as a result, I have taken the liberty of disposing all sugary foods from the house." PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME HE THREW AWAY MY CHOCOLATE!!!!

"Including," Oh hell no "all the" you better start fudging digging your grave! "chocolate"

Gasping in horror, my eyes fell out of there socket and my jaws disconnected. Staring at his smirking face I jumped on him immediately wiping the look of accomplishment off his face. That blasted fladugepapoop!! 

Hitting him in the face and wherever I could I screamed profanities at his stupid being.

Hit! "HOW COULD YOU!!!???" Hit!

Hit! "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU FUDGING JUST DID!!???" Hit!

Hit! "YOU'RE A MURDERER!! A-". Hit!

"Umm..."

Hit! "STUPID STUPID STUPID MURDERER!" Hit!

"JUILIE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!!??" My dad shouted but I just ignored him as the tears ran down my face my heart breaking more and more as I thought about what he did. How could he?

Hit! "THOSE WERE MY BABIES!!" Hit!

Hit! "WE HAD PLANS! BEAUTIFUL FUDGING PLANS! AND YOU RUINED THEM!!" Hit!

Hit! "FUDGING BALOOPALOOP FROM DUMB FUDGE LAND!! HOW COULD YOU!!???" Hit!

Screaming as I felt hands pulling me off the dumb fudge I thrashed around not done with my assault.

"Explain why you were murdering our guest Juilie Amanda Smith!" My mom shouted. Cringing at her loudness I sniffled wiping my cheek as I glared at the dumb fudge.