'Am I dead?' I asked myself. My subconscious rolled her eyes at me before answering.
'No dumbshit you're not. How can you be dead? All you did was faint.' My subconscious sassed in a duh tone.
'Bet you would if you walked in the house and saw both your mom and dad butt naked having sex against the wall on the stairs.' I said rolling my eyes at her.
'Imma big girl. I'd get some cold water with ice and a lil holy water and throw it on them.' I mentally flipped off my subconscious before I was thrown into hell.
'It's not hell dipwad.' I rolled my eyes at her.
'Of course it's hell. I mean yeah I know hell's hot but being dunked in ice cold water is not really refreshing.'
'Just wake the hell up and leave me alone.'
'Pshk like I can.' I mentally rolled my eyes at her as my eyelids began to flutter open.
"Oh my God, Juilie you're awake." Aiden said hugging me. I smiled at him as I hugged him back.
"Please tell me that what I saw was my imagination." I whispered into his chest.
"Well..."he began as his chest rumbled with laughter. "If it was you're imagination is pretty fucked up." I rolled my eyes at him as I pulled away. I looked around realising I was laying on the couch and my parents were sitting in the love seat opposite of me CLOTHED!! Thank God!!
"Juile we'-" my mom began but I quickly cut her off.
"I don't even want to know. Just...." I ran a hand through my hair sitting up. "Why?"
"Huh?" My dad asked looking at me weirdly. I mean yeah I know he expects me to act all weird and crazy and be mad at them but I can't.
"Don't you guys have a room. More specifically a BED!" I began running a hand through my hair trying to get rid of the images. "I mean I get it. You guys like to experiment but at least do it when we're not here. Seeing your parents getting it on is not really every kids fantasy or dream that's just..... eww," I said shuddering at the thought. "Never and I mean never do that again when you know that anyone of us will be home soon. That's just wrong. And if you are going to 'experiment'" I said using air quotes. "Tell us so we can get out or not come home." I huffed out.
"I agree with Julz on that one." Both Aiden and Kaiden said at the same time.
"You two stop that!" I huffed out at them. I mean it's seriously getting creepy as hell.
"Now that, that's over." I said clapping my hands dramatically and smiling.
"Where's our self obsessed new family member?" I asked smiling.
"I'm right here." I turned around almost giving myself a whiplash by the speed. My eyes bulge out of my head as I stare at the guy, wait no. I take that back man. Standing at the entrance.
"Welcome Mr. Martinez." My dad said getting up and going over to the man.
"I thought you'd be younger. Are you sure you're a model?" I asked staring him up and down." I mean you're a little old to be a model but not bad looking for an old guy. Pretty sure if my mom wasn't taken she'd have you."
"Damn right I would." My mom murmured beside me. Aiden, Kaiden and my dad glared at us while Mr. Martinez seemed amused. My mom and I just rolled our eyes at them.
"Let's head to my office before these two ladies rape you." My dad joked. Mr. Martinez looked at my dad eyes wide with shock clearly not getting the joke.
"He's just kidding. Now shuu." My mom said motioning for them to head to the office. As they came out of view my mom headed to the kitchen with the three of us in tow.
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Akward-ON HOLD
HumorWelcome to the wild and rather odd adventures of Juilie. ON HOLD...this story started in 2017 and frankly has yet to develop properly over the years. Fast forward it's 2022 and well. Writer's block suck. I'll be back, eventually.