Akward-ON HOLD

Chapter 17--> Ice-Cream Adventures

"Okay, we'll split up, that way we get everything faster." Licking my lips I walked off not waiting for a reply. Smiling to myself I thought of all the different flavours of ice cream I could get, ouuu and candy too!

"Goddaauummnn!" I exclaimed my mouth unable to close as I stared up at the holder of all things good.

"Ahh fudgenugget, what flavours do I want?" Tapping my chin, I shrugged grabbing one of each. Wait...do I have my purse? Pushing the ice creams into one arm I hugged them to me patting my pockets in the process.

"You have got to be kidding me." I muttered realizing that I didn't have my phone or any money at that. Continuing grabbing the others I smiled satisfied with my selectio-

"NOOO!!" I screamed watching them all fall to the floor, feeling my eyes prickling with tears, I sniffled glaring at the person who bumped into me.

"I'm so sorry!" The guy exclaimed cutting me off as I was about to explode.

"Fiddlesticks of course you should be!" I exploded, mentally decapitating his head. Ugly big headed rotten nugg-

"What?" Glaring at him I clenched my jaw jumping on him.

"The hell!!??" Ignoring this measly peasant's plea I continuously slapped him in the head.

"Get off of me you crazy weirdo!!" He shouted grabbing me by the waist as he tried to pull me off.

"WHY!" Slap!

"DID!" Slap!

"YOU!" Slap!

"BUMP!" Slap!

"INTO!" Slap!

"ME!?" Slap!

"JUILIE!!" Why is that dumb fudge calling me?

"What? Don't you see I'm busy!" I shouted.

"Aaahhh!!" I screamed, fudge, he's got a nice ass.

"Bloody hell." Glancing up at the pair of hair legs in front of me I rolled my eyes slapping nugget's ass.

"What the hell?" I smirked knowing he liked it. Maybe I should become a stripper after all no one can deny all this.

"Aye dude. " Nugget said turning on his heels making my head linger above all the spilled ice cream.

"Is this your dog?" Nugget aske....wait what?

"Aye! Am at least a cute dog?"

"Sorry man, her leach broke on the way here." Dumb fudge answered back. Rolling my eyes I reached inside my bra retrieving my spoon.

"You will finally be of use my friend." I muttered to the spoon kissing it before reaching down for one of the containers. Dipping my spoon in I closed my eyes as goosebumps filled me and a sense of pleasuring came along. God fudge I need to get out more often. Moaning at the taste I smiled not caring at all. It's just me and whatever flavor ice-cream this is.

"Is she eating the ice cream off the floor?" Dumb fudge asked making nugget spin around.

"Aye!" I shouted in protest slapping nugget on his jogger clad ass with my spoon.

"The fu-"

"No cursing." I snapped at him slapping him again on the ass with my spoon.

"I swear..."

"You swear what?" I asked glaring at his ass while I secretly admired this masterpiece. "That you're gonna buy me more ice-cream?" I hope he never puts me down or pulls me up. I thought licking my lips right as I yawned. I need to sleep.

"Yow dumb fudge. Let nugget take me home. I wanna sleep."

"Juilie, you absolutely cannot take a slumber in the store." Dumb fudge argued. I should really bring a dictionary whenever I go out with this guy.

"Do I care? Obviously no. So goodnight good sir." I said mocking his accent. "Ohh and don't wake me. Thy royal highness wishes to be carri-"

"Aahh!" I screamed clinging to nuggets thighs or knees or whatever. My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I never want to meet the floor head first, nope. Imma cross that off my bucket list. Don't ask, but I'm an adventurous soul.

"Are you crazy!?" I shouted my heart lodging itself in my throat.

"I should be asking you that question short stuff." Nugget replied after scoffing at my question.

"Aye! I'm not short." I grumbled dipping my spoon in another container.

"Yeah right." Dumb fudge commented sarcastically. Furrowing my brows I mentally ran through the list of available persons with a black van.

"I'm average size. It's not my fault y'all were greedy babies." I snapped pushing another spoon full ice cream in my mouth.

"Aye, dude, as much as I'd like to stay and talk with y'all I got better things to do." Furrowing my brows at nugget I opened my mouth to comment.

"Aaahhh!!!" I screamed watching as my world flipped. Stupid fudging nugget threw me to dumb fudge. Sighing, I rolled my eyes as I admired such a beautiful masterpiece in action. Tilting my head back I looked up at Fabio who only rolled his eyes at me. Positioning me bridal style I yawned snuggling into dumbfudge. It sucks that a douche like him could be so comfortable.