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"Aww they be so cute together." I heard a voice coo. Groaning I buried my face deeper into Sec's chest, if that's even possible.
"Mom. You seriously should not say that." Another voice stated grumpily. The other voice scoffed before a slap echoed. Seriously can't these people even let me sleep!!!!????
That's all I'm asking for a little time to just rest in pure bliss and dream about chocolate and my dream knight coming to save me but I end up eating him because he's made of chocolate.
'Yea and you'll be classified as a mentally ill psychotic alien.' My subconscious sassed. I mentally rolled my eyes at her. As if. Any guy would be lucky to even date me.
'Too bad no real guy came yet. Even if all the others did I bet they had pepper in their eyes because their vision must have been altered.' Deciding to just end this pointless and stup-
'Sure. You just called yourself stupid dumbshi-' Anyways. Fluttering my eyes open I rubbed my eyes looking up at Sec.
"Finally you woke up." He said groaning. "Felt like I was being crushed by a dead cow." Rolling my eyes at him I smirked pinching his nipple. I smiled when I saw his face in pain.
"Aww don't cry you big baby." I said teasingly. Kissing his cheek I hopped off him getting ready to run but stopped. Umm........... I blinked and blinked and blinked then blinked again. I think I've made the world record. I've officially met three creepy people in the span of twenty hours. Well I dunno the exact time, just guessing.
"Jas?" I turned to face Sec with a confused expression.
"Why does your mom and the intimidating dude that was chasing me look like they wanna go shit?" I asked motioning to Sec's mom Katty and the really intimidating guy. Katty's face was beat red like she was trying to stifle her laughter while intimidating dude just stood there looking to be deep in thought. Furrowing my brows I stared at them trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Sec stared at me confused before following my gaze.
"Mooom!!" Sec exclaimed groaning as he spotted the intimidating dude with her.
"Yes?" Katty answered. Her voice strained face still beet red.
"Remember when we had that talk....." Sec said trailing off hoping that Katty caught on to what he's hinting at. Intimidating dude smirked raising an eyebrow at Sec. SERIOUSLY!!! Will no one fill me in????
Katty shot Sec a confused look as she scratched her head. She looked at intimidating dude who just shrugged and looked at Sec who just shook his head. Groaning I flopped myself down onto the couch, my arms folded on his lap with my head resting on them.
"Is she okay?" Katty asked.
"Probably just hungry as usual." Sec answered playing with my hair. I mentally scoffed rolling my eyes at them. Like damn yeah I'm hungry. Who isn't? I bet they woke me up at five in the morning. Cruel human race. Wait...
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Akward-ON HOLD
HumorWelcome to the wild and rather odd adventures of Juilie. ON HOLD...this story started in 2017 and frankly has yet to develop properly over the years. Fast forward it's 2022 and well. Writer's block suck. I'll be back, eventually.