Mr. Poe (Wirt X Dipper)

The Cutie (Chapter 1)

Wirt's P.O.V
I walked into my new weird house it looked nicer on the outside but that's only cause the wallpaper inside is messed up. I can fix that later of course I first had to unpack. I first unpacked all my clothes and kitchen stuff things I need to unpack I then start moving to the boxes with my books and tapes things I could wait to unpack later but was gonna do now so when I came back from the store I could read or at least listen to my music. I unpacked six books before I heard a knock at the door. I scratched my head who could that be? Greg wouldn't be done here until the 15th I shrugged and opened the door. It was a woman tall and had long brown hair and was wearing a bright rainbow sweater and had a pig on a leash at her feet. She had a big smile on her face and had a plate of fudge in her hands. "Welcome to the neighborhood!" She said happily handing me the plate the pig licked my pant leg and then started to eat it. I laughed as the lady pulled the pig off me saying "NO WADDLES WE WANT HIM TO US LIKE US! STOP TRYING TO EAT HIM!" She got him off me and said sorry. "I'm Mable and this is my pet Waddles." She said with the pig in her arms. "Nice to meet you Mable my name is Wirt," I said. Her jaw dropped then went into a huge smile. "My brother loves your books!" she said. I laughed and rubbed the back of my head with my free hand. "You should meet him! He works at the library in town! He would love it!" she said and started jumping. I put the plate down on the table near the door and said. "I guess I could stop by I was gonna look around town anyways," I said and grabbed my car keys. She clapped her hands and thanked me before running to her house. I locked my front door and walked over to my car it wasn't brand new but it was somewhat new it was from 2014 just a Ford car nothing special. I drove around town until I saw the library. I got out of my car and walked in it was a bit empty and really quiet I loved it already. It seemed like no one was there. Shit, did I come in when they were closed? I worried until I heard a voice. "You loss?" I turned around and he was a man a bit shorter than me he had brown short hair and had red glasses on he was wearing a red flannel shirt with a plain Grey shirt under that and blue jeans. He stared at me with his arms crossed and had one of his eyebrows lifted at me. I had to say something. "Um... I was sent here by a miss Mable? I'm looking for her brother." I said and rubbed the back of my head. The cutey sighed and mumbled. "I told her to stop trying to set me up with guys." I put my hands out in front of me and started to wave them like crazy and said really quickly. "No. She said you liked my books and that I should come to see you and that you would like that." He looked at me with confusion. "Your books?" "I'm Wirt Entwhistle," I told him my stupid pen name. He stared at me still confused. "Who?" I sighed and then I saw the book he was holding was one of mine. I pointed at the book and he looked at the cover. He then looked back at me it looked like he was gonna explode then he coughed. "Nice to meet you sir," he said and held out his hand for me to shake it. I shook his hand and his eyes widened and he smiled a bit. He was holding back what he want to say and do I could tell.

Dipper's P.O.V.

It's him! It's him! It's him! Shit stay cool. This is a famous author you're talking to. But it's really him! It's Wirt Entwhistle! I basically read all his books! I coughed to clear my throat. "Nice to meet you sir" I said calmly and held out my hand for him to shake it. He shook my hand my eyes widened. I'm never gonna wash this hand again!!! I felt a smile on my face. I looked up at him and he smiled back. He then said. "You should really thank your sister she was the one who came to my house and said I should come down here." I started to worry and said. "She found out where you lived and told you to come down here!? I am so sorry." He looked at me for a bit then laughed. "No she and I live in the same neighborhood." Wait what!? He lives in our neighborhood!? Wait maybe he's just confused. "Really?" "Yeah my address is 1427 Bencoop Drive." he said then added "I just moved in today actually." my eyes were huge. My favorite author just moved into my town and neighborhood and is talking face-to-face with me!!! I slapped myself and Wirt stared at me and said. "You alright?" "I'm not dreaming...." I said quietly. He then laughed a bit and I blushed. Idiot. I told myself. He then said something. "You're really cute when you blush. Like a red rose." I put my finger over his mouth before he says anything else. "Well, Mr. Poe. I think of me that we have to get to know each first.~" I said and smirked as his face went red.

Wirt's P.O.V.

This librarian is so adorable! His blush is so red! But he turned the tables when I started to say how cute and red he is. He put his finger up to my mouth and said. "Well Mr. Poe. If you think of me like that we have to get to know each other first.~" He smirked as my face heated up. He giggled evilly. I backed up but also fell and hit my head on the checkout counter. "Ah! Motherfucker!" I screamed. And the librarian then sat next to me and scanned my head to see if it was bleeding. "Hey cutie you still haven't told me your name," I said. He stared at me and then nodded. "My name is Dipper," he says and helps me up. I held the back of my head cause it still hurts. And I asked. "Can I have your number?" He smirked and grabbed a strip of paper and grabbed a pen he wrote something down folded the paper in half and slipped it into my shirt collar. I go to grab it but he nods no. He said "You have to wait until you leave Mr. Poe.~" I kinda didn't want to leave until Dipper noticed it was closing time for the library. I understood and walked out to my car and he started closing up the library. I went home and looked at the piece of paper he gave me all it said was

"Better luck next time Mr. Poe.~"
I smirked at it as I sat on my bed. I know exactly what I'm doing in my free time tomorrow. I'm gonna try my luck again.