Mr. Poe (Wirt X Dipper)

Fucking Piscifca (Chapter 4)

Piscifca's P.O.V.

I knocked on Wirt's door he gave me his address for when I wanted to come over and read. I had to lie to him a bit to get him to like me but it'll be worth it when he likes me more. I knock another time. I swear his car is here. Maybe he walked to the library? I was about to leave when I heard someone walking towards the door. I fixed my hair and dusted off my clothes. The door opened and Wirt hissed. "Damn it's bright out here." He then noticed me. "Oh hey miss Piscifca. Did you come over to read?" He asked. I was gonna answer when Dipper hugged Wirt from behind. "Hey, Wirt why is she here?" "Oh, I told her she can come over and read some of my books." "Read? Wirt this girl hasn't read a book in her life. Hell, she doesn't read a newspaper." Dipper said. Wirt looked at me and then shut the door. "She lied to me! Ugh! Women!" "Yeah, she lies to a lot of guys to try to get them to like her. It usually never works." I heard Dipper say. I walked away from the door upset I hate lying to get guys to like me but that's the only way I know how to get them to like me.

Mable's P.O.V.

Greg and I were gonna make Cupcakes well that was before the doorbell rang. I rushed over to answer it. Ah! It was my best friend Star! She was wearing a blue dress with a lil' octopus on it and a devil horn headband that she always wears. She walked in the saw Greg. "YOU ARE ADORABLE!!!" she said and ran up to him and squished his cheeks. He laughed and squished hers. She then saw the cupcake mix and gasped. "YOU GUYS GONNA MAKE CUPCAKES!?!" "Yes, Chocolate cupcakes too," I said. "We can make this in a flash! Stand back!" She said and pulled out her wand. "Cupcake Flash!" She said. (Made that up I have no idea if she has a spell for fast easy cupcakes. Just go with it) The cupcakes were made Star put away her wand and went to grab one when they exploded! We were now covered in chocolate batter. Greg started laughing and so did me and Star. "Oh man, this means we have to clean the Kitchen now." I groaned. "Ok I know I just messed up on the last spell but I have mastered a cleaning spell. Watch." She pulled out her wand again and cleared her throat. "Clean please!" She said and waved her wand. The chocolate batter came off the walls, the counters, the cupboards, and off our clothes. "Nice." She said and started spinning her wand. We made the cupcakes normally and waited for them to cool down to put on the frosting. Dipper walked in with Wirt they seemed more happy than usual. "Hey bro we're gonna frost the cupcakes soon. Want to help?" I asked. "I would love to but I and Mr. Poe here are gonna go on our first date." He said and stared at Wirt who was now blushing. Star looked at me "Is his last name Poe?" "No, it's just a nickname for Wirt," I explained. "Ooooooohhhh I get it." "You don't do you?" I asked. "Nope!" She said happily and with a smile. "But he is cute." She giggled and skipped over to him he was checking his phone and when he looked up he was startled by how close Star was. "Ah! Ms. Butterfly you um startled me." He said nervously and rubbed the back of his neck laughing nervously. Star gasped. "YOU KNOW MY NAME!?" He nodded but backed away slowly scared for his life. Dipper came downstairs and Wirt hid behind him. "Star please stop scaring Wirt," Dipper said and looked back at Wirt who was shaking like a leaf. They felt after a while I hope their date goes great.

Dipper's P.O.V.

I walked with Wirt his hand holding onto mine. I smiled I like Wirt but what if he doesn't like me? What if I'm too much of a nerd for him? What if the monster adventures freak him out? What if my crazy FAMILY scares him away!?! He must have noticed me worrying. He kissed the top of my head and said. "Hey don't worry. Let's just enjoy this date. Ok?" He smiled at me. I nodded and smiled he blushed at me and said. "God, you're so damn adorable." I blushed and shoved him. "I'm not adorable! I'm manly!!!" I yelled. He laughed. "Whatever you say, hun. You're manly but still my adorable librarian." "Hey, I just said I'm not adorable!" "But you are." He said and booped my nose. I pouted a bit until I saw Gideon. Ugh, why do all of the worse people have to bother me today!? "Pines. Who's that?" He asked. "This is Wirt my boyfriend what do you want?" I growled. Gideon laughed and held his stomach before wiping away a few tears. "I knew you were gay! That's why you couldn't get a girlfriend!" He laughed more. "Oh yeah, we'll at least I have someone you don't Gideon!" I yelled at him. Wirt grabbed my hand and we walked away from Gideon and to where we were going to have our date. A small coffee shop that was recently added to the town. We talked more and knew more about each other by the end of our date and as he walked me home. I smiled and let him inside I guess Mable and Greg went somewhere with Star. Yeah, they did I found their note on the fridge.

Hey Bro Bro and Wirt,
I and Greg went over with Star to her house to watch movies there are two cupcakes in the fridge for you and Wirt. We thought you'd guys would want to be alone for a while~ 😉😉 If you catch my drift. Anyways don't get too crazy while we're gone.
-Mable and Greg

I blushed as I crippled up the note and threw it in the trashcan. Wirt looked at me. "She thinks we're going to do "The Act" Wirt which she is wrong about. You don't do that on the first date. But what does she know?" I sighed. Wirt smiled and hugged me. "I'm glad you're not like that Dipper. I haven't dated much but when I did they tried to do it with me on the first date which isn't very romantic." He said and nuzzled his head into the side of my neck. I'm happy we're on the same page on that. We ate our cupcakes and watched a few horror movies I was scared in a few then the others Wirt was scared. We ended up passing out on the couch and I had happy dreams with Wirt in them I usually had nightmares about Bill but now I feel safe. I'm glad I can sleep normally now.

//sorry for the long ass wait. That's my bad. I had school and other things family and friends. Anyways it's summer for me so I should be able to upload more. Hopefully.\\