Mr. Poe (Wirt X Dipper)

Greg! (Chapter 2)

Wirt's P.O.V.

I heard a knock at my door around 6- 7:00 in the morning I ignore it until it gets louder then I guess the person found out I had a doorbell and started to ring it repeatedly. I then noticed the toon of the song it sounded like potatoes and molasses... Wait... That's Greg's song... But he wasn't gonna be here until the 15th... Shit, it is the 15th isn't it!? I ran out of my room and opened my front door. I was still so tired I stayed up all night getting all my stuff unpacked. Greg was there and said. "About time." I smiled and said sorry. He came in and sat on the couch I started to heat some water and got the hot coco powder out I made Greg a cup and made myself some goddamn coffee. He glared at me for a bit. "I said I was sorry ok?! I stayed up all night getting this stuff unpacked! What more do you want from me!?" I asked. He stared at me and then said. "Who's this from?~," he said as he held up Dipper's note from yesterday. "How'd you get that!?" "You had it on the counter and your back turned so I read it Mr. Poe.~" He smirked and put it down on the coffee table in front of us. I blushed did I leave it on the counter..... Idiot! Greg started to wiggle his eyebrows at me and I got nervous. "It's from a guy ok?" "HA! SO YOU ARE GAY!" he laughed a bit. I was red well I just came out of the closet to my brother... He then held my shoulder and said. "Hey I was just kidding Wirt I don't mind if you're gay... But I do want to meet this guy!" I smiled at him. He waited downstairs as I went up and took a shower and got in some clean clothes. I wore my favorite orange sweater and a white button-up under it and some grey jeans. I went downstairs and Greg looked up at me from one of my fantasy books and we headed out. I remember Mable gave me her and Dipper's address when I told her what happened the day before. She said Dipper was a night owl but she wasn't all she needed was about three hours of sleep and she'd be fine so she'd be up this early. I knocked on her door and it was opened immediately Waddles jumped on me to the point I fell off the front step. Waddles was licking my face and started to nibble on my bangs. "No. Waddles no please." said and tried to push him off. Mable had to whistle to get him off of me. She smiled and said sorry and was about to let us in when she saw Greg. Her eyes were big and were filled with amazement she went up to Greg it looked like she was gonna kiss him but instead she squished his cheeks. Greg gasped and did it back to Mable. They started petting each other's hair and then finally hugged. The the fuck?

Greg's P.O.V.

She is amazing!!! She had a rainbow sweater and long brown hair that was berated over her shoulder and had a pink headband holding back her bangs. She walked up to me and squished my cheeks and I gasped and did it back to her she then started to pet my hair and again I did the same thing back to her. We then hugged. Wirt was super confused. "I know her Wirt! She was the girl I went to prom with!" I explained. "Oh my gosh, that's why I recognized you, Wirt! You went with us but stayed outside all night in the gazebo writing poetry!" Mable said. I and she went as friends I thought I'd never see her again! Some boy walked out with a bed head in a red shirt and shorts he yawned and rubbed his eyes. "What's going on out here Mable?" The boy said. "Bro. Bro, it's Greg!! He's here!!" She said jumping. I waved at him I think I remember her having a brother. He then turned bright red when he saw Wirt. "Mr. Poe! I uh... Shit!" he said and ran inside and ran upstairs. I looked over at Wirt who was red but smiling. "So he's the guy.~" I said and wiggled my eyebrows at my brother. He told me to shut up and to stop wiggling my eyebrows at him like that. Mable let us inside and went upstairs to get her brother down here. We heard the Boy yell "HE SAW ME IN MY PJS MABLE! I'M EMBARRASSED!!!" "So what? He thought you were cute I could tell!" she then yelled. "HEY WIRT DO YOU THINK YOU COULD COME UP HERE!?" we then heard a door slam shut and Mable giggling. She walked down and said. "He'll be just a minute Wirt don't worry.~" The boy was down in a few minutes and was wearing a red sweater vest and a white button-up shirt under it and some blue jeans. He also had a backpack on his shoulder. I waved again but he didn't even say anything he ran out the door and Mable yelled. "DIPPER MASON PINES YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!" Let's just say he didn't come back.

Dipper's P.O.V.

He saw me in my PJs and liked it! What a pervert! I thought as I ran down the street. I ran around a few blocks and ran into someone. I was scared at first but then claimed down when I heard. "Ah. Dipper running away from Mable again?" It was Marco. I could recognize him anywhere from his dark brown messy hair, his light brown skin, and the mole on his cheek. He was wearing a grey and white shirt that said "Nacho Man" and had his red hoodie tied around his waist and his light grey torn-up jeans. He helped me up. "Where's Star?" I asked. Star was his roommate and was a bit on the crazy side she was like a blonde Mable. "Ah, she's out of town visiting her parents. It's just me this week." "Wanna go in the woods with me again?" I asked Marco. He nodded and we started to walk in the woods but got stopped by Pacifica. This snobby ass bitch is always trying to get me to go on a date with her she may be rich but money can't buy my love. She couldn't even pay me to pay attention to her. Marco said "Piscifca just give up Dipper doesn't like you to find someone else to bother right now." we then walked around her. She growled and grabbed my arm. I didn't say anything all I did was pull my arm away from her. Marco and I went pretty deep into the woods and found the cave of the MultiBear. I saw my old friend again. He smiled and told us to sit usually tells us when something bad is messing with the woods. He had a sour face and said. "We have a Beast problem. It's been knocking trees and almost entire mountains. I fear for the other creatures they can lose their homes to this thing. Do you boys think you can try to talk to it and calm it down or at least try to stop it?" He asked looking out over the cliff down at the woods. We nodded yes. And asked where it last was spotted. He said it was last seen near the Gnome caves. We thanked the MultiBear and headed out to the Gnome's caves. I was pumped and so was Marco. This was gonna be an actual problem our usual problems were like solving a peace problem we finally get to fight maybe some real action!

Wirt's P.O.V.

I walked around town looking for Dipper Mable said she doesn't know where he goes when he runs off like that. I looked around town twice but still couldn't find him I sighed. "Great I scared him away. Just like all the others." I didn't even take him on a bad date and I already scare him away. Way to go Wirt. I was looking down while walking not paying attention to my surroundings and I ended up bumping into someone. I apologized immediately. It was a woman and she looked very sassy she was blonde and she was wearing expensive clothing. She glared at me but then changed her glare into a stare and asked me. "Wanna go get some coffee? I need to go with someone." She said and put her hand on her hip. I was confused at this point but she didn't care she grabbed my arm and started to drag me somewhere. "Uh, miss.....?" I tried to ask her something anything but she didn't answer and continued to drag me to wherever she was going.

Dipper's P.O.V.

Turns out the Beast was just doing this cause he was looking for something he lost but we helped him find it. "There goes fighting a beast and finally getting some action." Marco sighed. We decided to get some coffee and when we were about to go in I saw Wirt with Piscifca! I saw him laughing and Piscifca and him were just talking. Marco saw and was shocked like me. I glared and went over there Wirt looked up at me and smiled like it was nothing. "Hey Dipper." He said like an idiot. I didn't say anything and grabbed his arm and drug him away from that snobby bitch. Pacifica started whining and complaining. Wirt stared at me "Uh Dipper what-" I cut him off with a kiss on the cheek. He turned red and didn't say anything else. I glared over at Piscifca and she glared back. I then flipped her off and continued to drag Wirt home.