Ferdinand: My home is where I'm happy

Chapter 12

The next day, Pablo says:

-How nice that you agreed to talk to me, boy, I wanted to talk to you about the plans with Marisol!

-Yeah, I'm very anxious!

-I'll talk about my son P.J.!

-Did you have a child?

-I had Ferdinand, I had!

-What happened to him?

-He died in a terrible accident of sexual intercourse!

-What happened?

-He blew up!

-Wow, I did not even know that was possible!

-It happens with many beginners, you do not know what you're doing, you do not know which buttons to push, miss the combination and boom!

-And why is not this commented on?

-Panic, Ferdinand, does not understand that if everyone knew this, fewer people would have sex, and our species would die!

-I hope this does not happen to Marisol and me!

-You will not, if you do not keep up!

-I have to be brave, we have to take risks if we want our species to continue, I'm going to have sex with your daughter, even if it kills me!

-Wants to know? Maybe kills you, is that you are very inexperienced and this can be deadly!

-I know, we're animals, nothing can go wrong!

Meanwhile, Marisol was doing yoga with Esperanza:

-Now lift your tail straight to the sky, is not it good?

-Yes it's good!

-Why did not you wait any longer?Lupe says desperately entering.

-Mother, me and Esperanza were just finishing our yoga!

-Okay, can I talk to your sister for a moment, Esperanza?

-Of course!

Before going, she whispers in Marisol's ear:

-You had the courage to tell her!

-I came to talk to you!

-Mother, do not try to make up my head!

-I did not come to do your head, I just wanted to show you this book!"

-Which book?

-Sexually transmitted diseases!

-Mother, animals hardly get that kind of disease!

-But...

-Look, you said that I would know if I was ready and well, I'm ready, really ready!

-Yeah, but you may think you're ready, but there are a lot of things with this step you're not ready for, that changes us a lot!

-I know that, and I'm ready to change!

-Marisol, you're too young, you're not emotionally mature to get laid!

-And you are?

-Look, look out!

-You said to talk to you before and I did!

-But what good is it to come talk to me, if not to respect my opinion?

-I respect, I just do not agree with her!

She does yoga again and Lupe says:

-Lower that tail!

Meanwhile, Soledad begins to feel bad.

-Are you okay, Soledad? Juan says.

Dad, she will not answer!

-I already knew, but my parents taught me a test for know what she have!

After the test ...

-Soledad is pregnant!

Seriously, congratulations Valiente! Nina says.

-Oh really? I'm?

-Yes, they do not make mistakes, this is one of the best news of my life, my love! Valiant says leaning his head on hers.

-But there ...

-They may have been wrong, but still good, because I would have lost one of the best things that happened to me!

Ferdinand arrives and says:

-Hey, what happiness is that?

-I'm going to be daddy, Ferd! He says kissing his cheeks.

-And I'm going to be a brother?

-Go!

They celebrate together, Soledad says shaking his head and smiling:

-Mans!

Breaking time:

Lupe shouts:

-Juan Pablo!

-What happened, Lupe?

-Marisol and Ferdinand are not in Nina's room!

-They said it was going to happen at 8:00, what time is it?

-20:05!

-Oh no, that's it! He says whimpering.

-Hey, guys, we're back! He says.

-Don't come with "hey guys"! Juan Pablo says running after him and Marisol says:

-We did not do anything!

-No? Oh, I was kidding you, boy, you run fast, huh?

-We'd better go to sleep, Nina's calling!

-So, good night, mother and father!

-Good night! He says entering the room with her.

-We escaped from a difficult one this time, eh? You know she'll end up doing it! Lupe says.

-Yes, let's hope it takes a while!

-Yes!

In the fourth, he says:

-Shall we tell them we've done?

-No, it can be our little secret!

-Okay, good night flower!

-Good night sweetie! She says leaning her head against his body and they sleep.