Ferdinand: My home is where I'm happy

Chapter 23

Raf looks at Daisy's belly and asks:

-What's on your belly?

-It's a baby, dear!

-A baby in the belly? How weird, mommy! He calls her.

-What, my baby? Marisol says sitting next to him.

-I want to know where the babies come from!

-Raf, you know where babies come from, the stork bring them!

-I was not born yesterday, mommy!

-I think it's enough of these stork stories, eh?

-A long time!

-So I'm going to have to talk about birds and bees, but you want all the details?

-I do not know, I just know that a great thing happens and I want to know what it is!

-It's just not always a great thing, okay? The truth is, there's a beautiful magic garden where babies grow from cabbage leaves ...

Cabbage leaves? Please! He says ironically.

-Do you really want the truth?

-I want!

-Then, a bull and a cow are together and ... Ela says in his ear and he says angrily:

-Ugh that disgusting, I asked the truth and not a horror movie ...

-Well, do not be nervous, I know there's a better way to explain this, the bull has special seeds that he gives the cow that make his belly grow and ...

3 years later...

Valkyrie and Donald get together and bring everyone together to share an event.

-So I wanted to get everyone together because this is one of the most special moments of my life!

Speak soon!

-Sol! Fernandina says elbowing her sister lightly.

-All right, you can talk!

-Can I tell? Donald says.

-Yeah, you're more excited than me!

-I and Valkyrie, we're pregnant!

Everyone celebrates and he says embracing Esperanza who was silent, paralyzed and perplexed:

-You're going to be grandma!

She faints.

Time skip:

Angus says:

-What the hell? Do you have any idea how to be a father?

-It will be very easy!

-Easy?

-Yeah, mother feed, clean these things, I just need to make faces at him!

-I can not believe you said that, Donald! Esperanza says.

-Being a father is not just that, lad. You have as many responsibilities as a mother!

-Oh really?

-Yes and to show you how hard it is to be a father, wait for me here I'll bring something for you!

He goes and Donald says:

-What's he going to give me, mommy?

-A life lesson on responsibility and sexism!

-Oh, I thought it was a cake!

He brings a water balloon and says,

-Donald, say "hi" to your new baby balloon!

-This is not a baby, it's a balloon!

-Yes, but from now on it's your baby. Are you going to have to take care of him or else your mother is going to be super upset, wants to see her mother super upset?

-No!

-So, take care of this baby ballon!

They are asleep when Donald begins to hear screams and sees that it was his father and says:

-What are you doing, dad? It's 4 in the morning?

-Is it time that babies like to wake up. Do you know why? Because they do not know to see hours!

-Dad, the baby is not real!

-Yeah, but it's going to be and that's what you're training for. Donald, I want you to take this seriously!

-I take it seriously, I drew a face and gave a name!

-What name?

-Embrionald!

He starts yelling again and Donald says:

-Stop that!

-From now on I'm your baby's voice and you're going to try to find out what's wrong with Embrionald.

-You are hungry? Be patient because I've never done this before! He says by placing the baby in the place where the females' tits are and Angus pinching it.

-Ah, my nipple, what's your problem?

-Only cows have milk your animal, you will have to pick up a little in that bucket! He says pointing.