Sup I'm creating a sing scenario except not depressing
You wake up feeling arms wrapped around you and then you remember.
"D-do you think you can sleep with me? Not sex or anything but, I don't know if i can be alone" Poison whispers into your ear.
"Poison, wake up."
"No, you're so warm babe."
You giggle at the fact that he called you babe. He's probably too tired to be embarrassed by it.
"Poison, let me go." He just groans.
"Poison Kobra Kid has literally been kidnapped, we need to save him."
Poison bolts up, remembering the events that happened.
"You should st-"
"I'm going with you fuckers. I know my way around the base."
"How?"
"How do you think my brother died?? He snuck into a base and I found him. Then I had to hide in an air vent so dracs wouldn't kill me, too."
"I'm so s-"
"Now's not the time for sympathy. We need to get to wherever he is."
You both crawl out of bed and get dressed, not really caring if you see anything because you need to save this bitch.
Once you're dressed, you eat a can of power pup and share some with your dog. You've gotten used to not eating, so smaller amounts of food give you enough energy.
You tie a f/c (not black it needs to be a little colorful) to your dog's leg and write, "Destroya (if you touch him, I will find you and make you regret living)."
"Is that really necessary?" Jetstar asks.
"Gotta prove he's mine."
"Let's go." Fun Ghoul says and you all hop into the Trans Am."
"Break in, or sneak in?" Poison asks you, seeing that you were in the actual base.
"It's best to sneak in, or at least cause a distraction. Breaking in would get us killed on the spot. There's a vent on the top. I'll take Destroya and Poison with me up there, and we'll sneak in like that. Fun Ghoul and Jetstar, you guys will find some dracs, and disguise yourselves like them, not causing any commotion. I can hack into the security system so it seems like nothing suspicious is going on. Poison, you'll save Kobra Kid. I'll guide you and I'll keep Destroya with me. He'll be the guard dog. Does anyone have any questions?"
"What if it doesn't work?" Jetstar asks, a bit nervous of your plan.
"Then, we'll have to blow the place up." You hand everyone a grenade.
"Where the fuck did you get this?" Poison asks.
"I can't reveal classified information. Now, everyone take a walkie talkie. We're gonna need to communicate. The channel always stays on 420." You say, loading the fuckers up with gadgets.
"D-did you steal all of this?"
"I said I was on the run."
"Wait k/n. What if they kill you?"
"They won't kill me. I have information from both sides. If anything, they'll probably torture me until I spit it out." You say, shrugging.
"How are you not scared by that?"
"I am. But I'm not gonna give these cucks the satisfaction. If anything, I'll make their lives hell."
"How?"
"I have ways of annoying people to the breaking point, even if it kills me."
"I bet you everything I have that you are NOT that annoying." Fun Ghoul says.
"You're wrong. Now, is everyone ready for this shit?"
Everyone nods their heads.
"Let's save a bitch."
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Keep Running: Party Poison X Reader
FanficI suddenly got inspired to write another story. You are Y/n, also known as Y/k/n (Your Killjoy Name). You're wanted and on the run and in a moment of desperation, you end up with the Fabulous Killjoys. Usually you're nicer to your allies, but their...
