" Not My Type "

merry christmas

jm: jeon jungkook wtf

jk: what is it hyung?

jm: why is there a santa lingerie on our fucking bed?

jk: arent we having christmas sex?

jm: are you out of your freaking mind? the guys are coming over to our house to celebrate!

jk: ur point is?

jm: do u want hoseok hyung walking in on us again? because i dont.

hs: i didnt mean to cockblock, OK? it was all an accident.

th: hyung you cockblocked them? bless your holy eyes 👀

jm: what. the. fuck. why are you guys in the chat???

yg: watch who youre texting. this is the groupchat.

jm: its not my fault that im confused. this groupchat is named "daddy" for fucks sake

nj: it is actually your fault, because who told you to save jungkook's contact name as daddy

jk: dont you dare talk to my husband like that. he can do anything he wants

sj: dont u dare talk to my fiancé like that you little arrogant child!

jk: sorry hyung -.-

hs: you guys go ahead, we can come over tomorrow instead

th: yeah thats right. its ur first christmas as husband and husband anyways. all of us can make other plans

nj: cool because i booked reservations for me and jin tonight

yg: im spending christmas at minmin's and sleeping over at his.

jm: dont u dare ruin my innocent brother, grandpa. and dont even think about it

yg: innocent.. yeah ofc

sj: you fucked his brother didnt u?

yg: ...

th: yeah he did

hs: definitely did

nj: isnt it obv enough?

jk: busted.

jm: i am so gonna fucking kill you min freaking yoongi!!!

*jm went offline*

jk: ooh you dead bro

hs: this is not good

th: he is the scariest when he is mad

yg: is he really mad at me?

hs: is that really a question?

nj: hey jungkook, arent u supposed to be more scared?

jk: why would i be?

sj: urm.. dont u know how ur husband is when he is mad?

jk: urm no?

th: kINKY.

jk: oh man holy shit.

jk: im fucked. sEND HElp

jk: he told me to be ready for him

jk: ahhh! im screwed. fck u yoongi hyung

*jk went offline*

hs: they definitely fucking.

th: and this time youre not cockblocking because youre gonna be dealing with me tonight

*hs and th went offline*

nj: reservations in an hour, baby lets get going!

sj: ok babe, be right there!

*nj and sj went offline*

yg: this group is so gay.

*yg went offline*
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another update!!

merry christmas everyone.
i wrote this on christmas but it took forever so its posted a day later.

MERRY BELATED CHRISTMAS🎄

i have a gift for yall which is the continuation of what happened to jm and jk after they went offline.

 jikook is lifeu!

hoe hoe hoe
merry christmas again!