Enemies make the best Lovers

Christmas special (R-15)

Merry Christmas! I find myself being addicted to mobile games, which is a great way to spend my winter. Does anyone play FEH by any chance?

Back to the story. This is R-15 for rather sexual implicits-but no sex scenes. Gay sex is unorthodox. Probably. I'm not going to write that in a Christian festival. Unless I get them married. Maybe next Christmas.

The day is Christmas.

The 25th of December. They say that it's the day that some important dude was born over 2000 years ago-everyone gets vacation, and they're happy about it.

Even Aliea Academy, on top of Mt.Fuji, got on the spirit.

"Why is it always so cold in here?" Complained Nagumo, rubbing a warm bag in his hands. "It's been like this for a few entire months." He sighed, lying his head on Suzuno's shoulders.

"It's winter, Nagumo. You never asked how I feel in the summer either."

"But you stayed in your room the entire time? Why can't we just stay?"

"Christmas. For once, get in the spirit."

"So why don't we get in bed and make our own Jesus Christ?"

"And they named you the biology star student? Heads up, I'm a male. I can't get.. well, you know."

"There's a rare gender in which a male has female reproductory organs connected to his anus, in which the person of that specific gender is able to reproduce with both sexual organs, in fact. Judging by how feminine you are, I wouldn't be suprised."

"You knew the entire time and yet never used a condom?"

Nagumo shrugged. "It can be our Christmas miracle then~"

Suzuno, at this point, simply smacked Nagumo in his face.

"To think that I spent so many effort to get someone like you something.. I regret it already."

Suzuno handed Nagumo a wrapped box.

"Hey, Suzuno, isn't this a vibr--------"

"It's a warmth egg, you horny tulip. It's supposed to keep you warm." He blushed, hearing Nagumo's R-18 assumptions on a fluff chapter. "But if you want to...." he quieted down a bit with that last sentence.

"Oh, that's right. I got you something too. I figured that you're struggling on your biology, so here's something so that you can get better."

"Understanding rare genders and diagnosing yourself" Suzuno opened the wrapping and revealed a thick book. "I don't know if I love you or hate you sometimes." He opened the book and flipped to a random page.

 "The diagnosis of a rare gender clause is sometimes easy and sometimes difficult. For starters, many rare genders that base on a so-called "male" person, such as the rare gender with both sexual organs, usually go undetected very easily. Some cases report some persons of that gender even unaware of their sex until they reach their second trimester of pregnancy as a consequence of sexual intercourse with a member of the male gender..."

"What the fuck, Nagumo?"

~~~~~Meanwhile, somewhere in Tokyo~~~

"Yes, do you have any rooms left?" A certain redhead asked the man on the reception. Next to the redhead was a greenhead, who let down his ponytail, giving him a long-haired appearance.

Just by logic, there probably won't be rooms left in a love hotel on the day of Christmas. And that's not considering how they're literally students-and look nowhere old enough to make it legal. Okay, to be fair, you can't see that it's a gay couple, but there's still enough questions.

"I'm sorry, but I think I'll need to see your identity card..."

The redhead took out a bundle of cash.

"Ah, yes, sure! Your room's this way."

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It's already nighttime. 

"What a view. Right, Nagumo?" Suzuno asked, staring at the sky and lying on the grass. "These stars are---"

Suzuno looked at his lover, who was lying next to him, and conveniently freezing to his death.

"Can we get back inside? It's freezing out here."

"You're such a spoilsport, Nagumo," Suzuno sighed, taking off his coat and giving it to Nagumo. "There you go."

Nagumo reluctantly agreed to his boyfriend, and looked at the night sky. The sky was so dark, and many stars can be seen. "Hey,Suzuno, is that..." 

A glimmer passed through the sky, leaving a beautiful trail in its wake.

"I wish that I'll be able to make a family with Suzuno."

"And let this relationship continue, forever more, till death does us part."

"Merry Christmas."

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Merry Christmas everyone!