My names Cady Herron and I'm depressed to this day about killing Logan paul.
I go on YouTube to watch My Bae ethan dolan. As I'm scrolling through my recommendations I see Logan paul. No it can't be. The Logan paul I killed. I watch one vid and omg it's him ahhhhhh it's him. At the end of the vid he says he'll fly out one special fan. I want him to fly me out so I comment subscribe and like.
A week later I get a text saying I won the fan fly out and I get a free plane ticket to go to la to meet Logan paul that leaves tmw.
I'm soooo excited wow I can't even I go to sleep at 8 that night and wake up at 10 since my plane leaves at 11:45.
I pack my whole closet in one suitcase since I'm a broke stripper. Wow that's depressing
I land in la and see Logan there when he sees me he runs up to me and says Cady? Is that you
Yes it is Logan I love you I thought i killed you when I Came so hard there was an earthquake.
Omg bby I want to lick your bubble butt so hard right now he grabs me as we run into the bathroom I take my stripper dress of as he devoured my hole. He was sucking so hard poop came out I was so embarrassed but then he ate it and said delicious. My cheeks turned red and I smiled and said let me feast upon your nipples. I bend down and capture the cute little guy in my mouth yum it tastes like sweat.
I roll the other one in my hand and start to cry he then says
Let me drink your tears I love you.I am on my period so we have to do anal. He smiles and says yay now we don't need a condom.
I pull the blood soaked tampon out of my vagina. And he eats me out.
Th feeling is so good I start to feel the blood dropping out of my cooter.I cry out if embarrassment but he shushes me by kissing me and spitting the blood back into my mouth. Yummy it tastes like iron.
I moan at the taste of the blood.
As I look down I say fvck me daddyHe grunts and thrusts his huge sausage in my butt. I then say come on out it in. He says it is in. I say I can't feel it it's so tiny. He slaps me and says bitch my dick is bigger thean your tits sHuT tHe FuCk Up
I nod and let hime fuck me with his straw penis he then bites me with his fangs since he's a vampire and sucks the blood drip out of my neck I then feel my eyes turn red and then he says I'm Edward Cullen and your watching Disney channel

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