Hey I'm Kermit and well ever since I got fired from my job in tv I'm depressed and angry. Usually I take the anger out on my wife mrs.piggy. But lest just say tonight I took it Way to far.
I come home to see mrs piggy looking like a snack.
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She looks so hot god I want to fuck the muppets out of her. Yesterday I saw that she was texting Cookie Monster and he sent a dick pic. I got super pissed I spanked that fat ass so hard till it was as red as a 🍅 tomato.
I pick her up and walk her to the bedroom. I undress her and throw her against the headboard of our bed. When I have sex I go hard and rough there's no mercy with me.
I look at her sweet little muppet bum as I take my clothes off. Tonight there's no safe word. I am letting all my anger out on her I'm going to show this bitch I own her.
I take my hand since I'm a puppet I just have a hand no finger whic gets annoying asf. I stick my hand up her vjayjay and thrust in and it. Every time I do this she's so dry god damn ins a sauna up in her cooter. She whines In pain and then says your hurting me. I say bitch no my fault your pussys a damn sauna. She says Cookie Monster wouldn't do this to me Kermit. I look her in the eyes as my eyes darken. I grab her neck and thrust my hard fabric dick in her as I Pound into her I choke her soon I dont her her moan I just hear silence. Oh oh oh shit did I kill this mutafucka? I grab her boobies and they aren't hard there feel like melted icecream. I panic and decide to call my girlfriend Ellen degenerous who I have been cheating on miss piggy with to help throw away this lifeless puppet. I grab her by her hair and as I do her hair falls of I lift it up and see that it's a wig. The fuck how is this a wig. Dusty ass hoe I throw the wig at Ellen and she kisses me and says I love the wig baby. We throw mrs.piggies body in a river and hop on a horse and ride into the sunlight. Now this is a life I can live
