In my math class I sit next to the famous Jacob Sarthritious. (ROLF) Anyways he said I will pay u $1.50 if u succ my wiggly dic bih. Of course I agreed BeCaUsE a BrOkE hOe HaS tO mAkE hEr MoNeY sOmEhOw!!!
So I bend down under the desk cuz we sit in the wayyyy back of the class.He puts a blanket over me so the teacher can't see. The teacher walks into class after coming back from the bathroom. The principal comes in after that and scream at mr.Dick and says "Do YoU nOt KnOw HoW tO fLuSh ThE tOiLeT aFtEr YoUvE HaD a ShEt DiSgUsTaNg!!!"
I then stick the head of his Pepe into my mouth since it's so tiny I had no problem with taking the whole thing in my mouth. It was almost like me drinking water from a straw. It was fun and I'd actually do this everyday.Why you may ask?
Well I aM a BrOkE aSs HoE aNd NeEd To MaKe My MoNeY SoMeHoW sO sUcKiNg A sTrAw EvErYdAy IsNt HaRd.I take him all in my mouth his Pepe is probably as big as my middle finger so this is fun. I decide to scare him by sticking a finger up his butt.
It works and he jolts I laugh and he moans from the vibrations my laugh sent through his eggs bacon grits SAUSAGE.
He moans as I finger him which felt nice his butt is like a humid day in Florida. I kind of smells like rainbows and unicorns.
I take my finger out and start to fondle is potato sack aka his balls. He moans and I feel somthing come out of his pepe omg ewww he pissed in my mouth eww. I decide to get him back for that and bite his dick. I guess since is so tiny I bit his whole pepe off.
He screams In pain and I laugh and swallow his Pepe like I was taking a pill. I get up from the ground and say "I believe you owe me a dollar fifty" He rolls his eyes and takes the money out. That's the day Jacob saggytittes turned into a gurl.
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