*whisper*
Hello my floofy tiddy bears I whisper into my micToday I have 2 special guests 💁♀️ Jimmy fallon💁♂️ and Ellen🤰
They walked me Ellen with a bottle of soda and jimmy with a breast pump?I am confusion why do they have that?
I turn of my camera and mic and say why do u have a breast pump and soda?
Then smile evilly and say
We have a superise for you babyEllen walks over to me and peels my top off and jimmy unclasps my bra Ellen then slides my panties and skirt off.
This is turning me on. And when I'm horny I like to whisper
I whisper into Ellen's ear.
I want you to pump my breastsShe nodded and attached it to my breasts I cry out and shake from pleasure.
Jimmy opens the cap of soda and then shoved the opening of the bottle in my ass letting the dizzy soda drop in. I moaned as the bubbles vibrated against my walls.
Ellen pumps it harder and I WHISPER OHHHH YEEEE HERE IT COMES MY TITTIES ARE GONNA LACTATE OHHH YAYAYAYA OHHHH YESSS FUCK ME ELLEN I LOVE YOUR TIGHT PUSSI
ElEn then grabs the bottle and drinks from it. Yummy she says as she drinks the whole bottle.
I clench my butthole when jimmy says sit on my face so I can drink the soda.
He grabs my buttcheeks and opens them up as I unclench my sphincter I let out a liter of soda in his mouth I moan as I feel all the liquid leave my body.
Ellen grabs my weave a little too hard cause she yanks it off my head. It falls off and I cry. Man that was 50 cents that was expensive asf and she ripped it out this bitch.
She apologized and then wears my weave on her head.
That was so hot she look daddy asf.
She leaned into me and kissed me I looked over at jimmy and he was licking his toes. I decide to walk over to him. I grab his foot and start to massage it he moans loudly and I then move Down and succ his thicc ass feet. Dam he's missing a toe I lick the little stump he calls a toe and he moans as if I just made love to him. I start to kiss his toe and the pleasure was so much he passsed out.
I walked over to Ellen
She asked if I wanted nipple time I said yes and she grabbed me and laid me on jimmy limp body.She puts the pump on one nipple and pumps it. The other she puts in her mouth. Now let me telll you I was a stripper for 20 years of my life I started at age 5 I dropped out of pre k for this. And I've never felt this good.
I always thought Ellen was a crusty lesbian hoe
She's a nipple queen. My god she's a supper succ she has a special talent
She takes a can of soda and mixes it with the milk my breast made.
She starts to drink it she moans at the taste.
I touch myself as I watch her drink that. Damn that's one sexy motherfucker.
I then remember doesn't she have a girlfriend. I slap that glass out of his hoes hand and say bitch u have a girlfriend who loves u why u here with me. I'm just a BrOkE aSmR sTtIpPeR ThE fUcK????
She shushes me with a kiss and says I broke up with her. I love you.
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