Hey I'm Linda and I'm 12 I just found out what masturbating is and I can't stop. I have 12 American girl dolls and lately I've noticed that there feet are the perfect size to shove up my cooter.
I'm home alone today so I grab the doll and stick the foot up my vagina. Ahhh I moan as the foot touches my g spot.
As I take the foot out I see blood. Ahh why am I bleeding. Omg did I just get my fist period. Omg I call my mom and she says awwwee my little baby girl grew up she's a woman now.
Twenty minutes later there's blood everywhere I'm bleeding though my pants.
My mom and dad are finally home with tampons and chocolate.
I then say mom I didn't get my period, I was fucking an American girl doll foot and I stabbed my vagina.
My mom looks horrified and grabs a highlighter marker and slaps me with it.
Wow what a day
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