Dedicated to jess
A week later me and Cookie Monster decided to date. I know that's gay but honestly I love his moist puppet asshole. God today we're gonna go all the way. I just got out of plastic surgery to make my penis bigger it's now 5 inches instead of 1 centimeter. Yesterday I found out that ms piggy was alive wow what a shocker the bitch pulled through.
I throw me Cookie Monster on the bed I was so horny and looking for somthing moist to fuck. I spread his cheeks open and start to rim him aka dove my tongue up his ass he tastes like Taco Bell cause that's all this boi eats besides his damn cookies.
As I slurp his booty and eat his ass out he moans "Cookies" cause that's all this bitch talks about and says.
I pull my tongue out and then right as I'm finna stick my dick on him ms piggy walks into my bedroom with a bald head. She basically looks like a naked mole rat. She takes out a gun and says
If you don't fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus I will shoot this bitchs brains out as she points to Cookie Monster I walk over to her I kisss her harshly and then grab the gun from her. I shoot her on both of her titties she falls to the ground and her eyes close. As she's now dead we continue our sex. I then thrust my big 5 inch dick into his moist wet lubricated juicy hole.
Damn this is so much better then mrs piggy's Dry sauna ass pussy.
I fuck him into oblivion. As he screams his voice cracks. Golly he's 23 y/o how the hell can his voice crack. I smile and say I love you. Please don't leave me. Cookie Monster smiles and says forever and always I love you too!!!SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY JAKEPAULERS COMMENT IF U LOVE HIM
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