So my boyfriend and I have decided to step up our sex life a little by him using a cock cage on me. I'm going over to his apartment today to see him, he said he bought some surprises for me. He texted me this morning demanding me to wear panties on my way there. I go into my closet getting ready to see him, I put on pink lace panties with flowers, and attach stockings to them. I then put sweatpants over them and thrown on a hoodie.
I am Kendall Jones I'm 18 years old blonde hair lean figure blue eyes and am a boy. My boyfriend's name is Blake Peterson, he has black hair and is hella fit and super hot with green eyes. My boyfriend, well we are actually fuck buddies hes still in the closet and has a crazy girlfriend who said "I will literally fuck my own face and then kill myself if you break up with me" so I guess shes a little obsessed with him. Well they live together and shes out today with her mother so I can spend time with Blake. YAASSS my mans!!!
I hop into my LAMBO!!! LITTTT!!!! and head off to my boyfriends house. I make it there in 0.000000000000001 seconds bc my ride is hella fast!!! ><
I knock on the door and see my sexy mans in front of me i jump onto him and tackle him giving him a kiss. He lifts me up off the floor and into his room. (YEEEEET) As we go into his bedroom he takes a BIGGG bag off the floor and spills out the contents in the bag. A rainbow fidget spinner, a cock cage, and a collar come out.
As i see my husband pick up the fidget spinner i NUT my pants so hard i feel my dick dry up like a grape. Blake goes to pick up the collar and cock cage, handing me the fidget spinner. But im too busy looking at his THIIICCC ass to notice him pulling my pants down. He grabs my dick and shoves the cock cage on it "AHHHH YASS PAPI" i yell as it snaps on my wiggly dicc.
Just as hes about to take off my shirt the door slams open "WOOOOSHHHH"
I see his girlfriend with a FUCKING AK47 and points it to me!!! SHOOOK
I enter TRIGGERED MODE and fucking launch at this bitch she tries to shoot me but i grab her COOTER and scratch her vagene. SHe screams out in pain and grabs my caged cock. She rips off the cage tearing one of my shriveled up balls off. I moan in pleasure bc #GOALS
She starts to moan as i plunge my fingers in and out of her vagene. Blake grabs my booty an starts to throughly eat my ass. I moan into the kiss his girlfriend whos name is Ashley.
Ashley moans as i pull out my dick and stuff it into her COOTER and i moan as blake attaches the colllar to my neck and thrusts into me.
i moan and moan and moan as i thrust and thrust into ashley as blake thrusts into my THICCCC ASSSS we all came at the same time
tHiSiShOwImEtMyHuSbAnDaNdWiFe!1!!!!11111111!!!!!!
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