Flies.
I cannot express how much of a volcano I am when a fly lands on my kindle or my phone.
And I know you won't be believe me when I say this, but because of how pissed I am, I can squash flies.
I did it twice. The first time was when I was reading a real fucking book with the hardcover and everything, and it was just standing there.
... I almost destroyed the book.
I smashed my slipper onto the book so hard, that I had to wipe of the yellow fucking blood of the bastard fly AND the dirty slipper stain off the book page.
The second time was when I was at a hawker store and a fly landed on my chicken rice.
So I knew I couldn't get the fucking rice dirty. So I shooed it away, and when it was at the corner of the table, I got a piece of tissue, made like the flash and squashed the bitch.
... and if a fly is reading this ...
Fuck you.
YOU ARE READING
Things I hate.
HumorThere is a very logical explanation of why I hate these things, so if you'd like, read on. Just ... For your safety ... don't be any of these pieces of crap because no one will like you. Also, do not take me seriously, this is just for humor, the bi...
