School.
Just ... it's not logical.
So 85% of all human kind didn't even fucking remember 1/4 of what they learnt in their school years, from elementary up.
SO WHY BOTHERRRRR?
Like, it's not like the speed limit can only be figured out if you do a fucking algebra question!
Hell nah.
And if you're one of those people who would comment "eighty five percent isn't all of human k—"
I do not respect you, fuck you, shut up and listen.
Even if it's not the whole of human kind, it's still most of human kind, which is already enough of a reason.
But because I'm pissed off, I'm gonna add on.
The 15% of the human kind who remembers what they've learnt probably have the condition in which you can't forget a single event of your life.
For example.
Sheldon, from the big bang theory.
He has this condition.
He can actually remember what color his baby blanket was when he was first born.
That's how good it is.
And that's probably why he went to high school at the age of seven or something.
BUT GUESS WHAT.
human kind is not made of Sheldons.
Which means.
WE DO NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING FROM SCHOOL.
WE'RE WASTING SO MANY YEARS OF OUR LIVES ON CRAP CALLED 'SCHOOL!'
And guess what.
S|C|H|O|O|L
Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
C|L|A|S|S
Come
Late
And
Start
Sleeping
H|O|M|E|W|O|R|K
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
F|I|N|A|L|S
Fuck
I
Never
Actually
Learnt
Shit
DON'T YOU SEE WHY IT'S CALLED SCHOOL, CLASS, HOMEWORK AND FINALS?!
And I don't get why you need a degree or something to get a good job.
Take an author for an instance.
Authors only need the english language to write shit. Sure, they'll need some of 1+2=3, 2x2=4, 4+4x5=24, and all that, but WHEN DO WE EVER NEED SHIT LIKE PSYCHICS, CHEMISTRY OR ALGEBRA?!
society is tearing me apart.
Society is tearing everyone apart.
School, if you're seeing this ...
There's no point. Just close down ... for good.
Also, before I go, let's end hated thing #3 by making a joke.
Are you school?
Because I wanna fucking punch you in the fucking face and make sure you crumble into pieces.
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