Dengue/female mosquitos.
Why the fuck are you trying to wipe out the human species???
It's a fact that you could be sent to the HOSPITAL if you got dengue, and that's just the beginning of everything. If it gets worse or if it stays on your skin longer, you could get sent to QUARANTINE.
So for everyone's sake, spray mosquito repellent and if you can, insect repellent on everyone.
Don't be selfish.
And if someone whines "dude what the fuck?!"
Say one of the following things.
"I'm doing you a favor."
"I'm saving you from getting sent to quarantine."
"Unless you wanna be sent to the hospital, be my guest!"
Your welcome.
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Things I hate.
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