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Bugs.

Why are you bugging us?

BADUMTSSSS

Seriously though, why do you have so many legs? No one needs that much legs. And you look disgusting! You bite us!

Just ... bite yourself. Fuck yourself too.

Stop landing on us and infecting us with your shit.

Stop.

Like, I'm minding my own fucking business and you're here, all up in my phone like "yea, this-this is my new home now."

NO IT ISN'T, IT'S MY PHONE, NOT YOUR HOME SO FLY THE FUCK AWAY BITCH.

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