Bugs.
Why are you bugging us?
BADUMTSSSS
Seriously though, why do you have so many legs? No one needs that much legs. And you look disgusting! You bite us!
Just ... bite yourself. Fuck yourself too.
Stop landing on us and infecting us with your shit.
Stop.
Like, I'm minding my own fucking business and you're here, all up in my phone like "yea, this-this is my new home now."
NO IT ISN'T, IT'S MY PHONE, NOT YOUR HOME SO FLY THE FUCK AWAY BITCH.
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Things I hate.
HumorThere is a very logical explanation of why I hate these things, so if you'd like, read on. Just ... For your safety ... don't be any of these pieces of crap because no one will like you. Also, do not take me seriously, this is just for humor, the bi...