Liquid Glue.
It feels like everything you've failed in just came down and also just made for this one moment you use the fucking stupid bottle of liquid fails.
And I'm fucking serious when I say this cuz I felt like I failed in life cuz of this stupid-ass bottle of dried up crap.
You always need to carry about thirty packs of tissue EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU USE LIQUID GLUE.
And I'm not talking about those small packets that soft have ...
I'm talking about those thick-ass packs of tissues.
Today the teacher asked us to glue a piece of paper to the very first page of a book for signing, and since I didn't have glue I had to use the teachers hand out bottles of glues.
And the only type of glue he had was—
Yep.
LIQUID FUCKING GLUE.
So at first I was like "okay, at least I've got some glue to use."
So the corner came off when I, for once, applied liquid glue perfectly.
So I applied more liquid glue to the corner and accidentally applied to much.
When I pressed the paper down again—
It was at that moment when July knew ... she fucked up, and also stared hating liquid glue.
ALL THE EXTRA GLUE CAME DRIPPING OUT.
I FINISHED ALL THE MANY THICK PACKETS OF GLUE MY MOTHER GAVE ME FOR SCHOOL.
Never again.
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Things I hate.
HumorThere is a very logical explanation of why I hate these things, so if you'd like, read on. Just ... For your safety ... don't be any of these pieces of crap because no one will like you. Also, do not take me seriously, this is just for humor, the bi...
