"I'm cold." Lance whined, not for the first time, and certainly not for the last
"Oh shut it. You're the one who wanted to go out for lunch!" Keith responded in irritation, fed up of Lance's crap
"Not OUTSIDE" Lance reminded him, shivering as though to prove his point
"Play nice." Shiro called, daddy-ness shining strong.
Matt, having overheard all this, sighed and slipped his phone away, holding up his scarf.
"What?" Keith asked dubiously, watching the two with a hint of.. Jealousy, was that?
"I'm offering to share a scarf, you dong" Matt said, earning a collective "ohh" from the group (albeit Keith's sounded rather grumpy)
As the two wrapped the scarf around themselves, Keith appeared to become increasingly moody. And considering what he was usually like, that's no small accomplishment
Matt kept looking at Shiro and frowning at his lack of reaction.
Lance, however, was having a field day. He nudged Matt, who leant closer so he could whisper in the boys ear "I think it's working on Keith."
As if on que, Keith yelled "Would you cut it out?"
"Inside voices" Shiro reminded them, making Keith's mouth fall open
"We aren't inside!"
Lance sensed an opportunity in this
"I'm sorry, stop what?" He asked, causing the Holt to catch on
"Yeah. Actually, I'm quite cold. Mind if we get closer?" Matt asked, literally sliding into Lance's lap after he nodded
Keith stood, knocking his chair to the floor as he stormed away, muttering something about needing to piss.
Matt, now laughing his head off, slipped off Lance
"You remember the plan?"
"Absolutely" the Cuban boy replied
"I go in there, kiss him to cure his jealousy and whatever--"
"Just lock the door before you get nasty." Matt reminded him, causing Lance to wink and walk off.
Shiro stared in shock
"... I'm sorry.. Are you saying you two aren't--"
"Fucking? Nah. I mean, once or twice when we were drunk but--" upon noticing Shiro's face, he coughed
"Right, you probably didn't wanna hear that. But no. He likes Keith, it would never work."
Shiro looked at him softly
"What about you?"
"What about me" Matt responded nervously, feeling far too hot for someone outside this time of year
"Do you like him?" Shiro pressed, causing Matt to squirm
"... Someone else."
"What are they like?" He continued, and Matt took a deep breath
"Well.. he's awesome. Very hot, in a dad way. Yeah. Very daddy. And oh, he's so buff. The way he does his eyeliner? Beautiful. It's jus--"
"This sounds a lot like me" Shiro pointed out with a smirk
"You caught me. Yknow, I think there's another empty cubicle if you wanna--"
A/n I'm not really happy with how I portrayed Matt, but he's my favourite so I'm gonna keep trying. Fingers crossed I get better.
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Fluffyuary- 30 days of oneshots
Fanficin which I write a fluffy voltron oneshot for every day of January
