Sorry I'm so lazy but another text one
BIns: help
Pidgeon: has Keith finally killed you? Can I have your phone?
BIns: worse.
Daddy: Lance, this had better be good. I was doing something very important
Revholting: ooh, I'm important
Pidgeon: *pours bleach into eyes*
BIns: Pidge, we've discussed this, typing out actions is cringey. But don't worry, I have valid reasons to be upset
Daddy: just spit it out already
Revholting: you weren't saying that earlier ;)
Pidgeon: MATT
BIns: ok, so one- nice one. Two- Keith is ASLEEP ON ME
Pidgeon: so?
Revholting: lololol did he fall asleep on you during sex or something?
Pidgeon: got that one from experience, have you?
Revholting: well, I am dating a six year old.
Daddy: ……
Revholting: HELP THAT CAME OUT WRONG. S O W R O N G
Pidgeon: no takebacks. Anyway, Lance, what's the big issue?
BIns: he's adorable and I actually can't take it and he's wearing a ponytail and it's majestic and I need help and yeah
Revholting: *wipes tear*
BIns: not you too.
Daddy: ..Matt, what did you do?
Revholting: I may or may not have given him relationship advice and revealed my secret superpower
BIns: being??
Revholting: dudes can't resist a guy with a ponytail ;)
Daddy: so that's why you've been…. EVERYTHING MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE
Revholting: y’all better not share that. It's staying between us, ok?
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Fluffyuary- 30 days of oneshots
Fanfictionin which I write a fluffy voltron oneshot for every day of January
