Marvel Imagines

Mewling Quim

Hey guys, it's Abbie again. I hope you enjoy this part! Oh, and I recently got a computer for Christmas and I can type WAY faster with it. Okay, now go read!

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Tony.

"We can't just leave Loki unattended. How knows what tricks he has up his sleeve." Natasha states.

"True. But who would watch him? I mean, we're all busy, so who?" Bruce asks.

"I know someone." All heads turn towards me.

"Who would be qualified enough to watch someone like him?" Fury asks.

"Oh, trust me. I know just the person." I open my phone and call the person whom would watch reindeer games for us.

"Hey Y/N I need you for a minute, mind coming up here?" I ask into the phone. Everyone gives me the 'what-the-hell-are-you-doing' look. I hold up a finger that signals them to wait a minuet.

"Okay, great. Thanks a lot." I hang up and put my phone in my pocket.

"Tony, how do you expect her to get into this place when it's thousands of feet in the-" Steve was cut off by (Y/N) appearing on the table in a criss-cross position in front of me. Natasha pulls out her gun and aims it at her head.

"Easy Nat, this is (Y/N), the one who will babysit - I mean watch over Loki." I calmly say.

"Now how the hell did you get into this helicarrier without setting off defenses and without using a door?" Fury asks.

"Take a guess." She replies.

Y/N

"I'm going to meet Loki now. Bye!" I quickly teleport to where Loki was being held. I find myself sitting cross legged in front of his containment. He turns around and is shocked to find a girl like me sitting right in front of him.

"Hi." He looks at me like I'm absolutely crazy in the head. He sends me a smirk and walks up to the glass.

"You know, not many people can sneak up on me. Now what is a puny mortal like you doing here?" He asks. I stand up and take a few steps closer to the glass barrier that separates us.

"I was sent to watch over you; make sure you don't try any tricks." I calmly tell him. He pounds his fist on the glass which causes me to flinch and take a small step backwards.

"I don't need a puny Midguardian like you to watch over me like I'm some child!" He yells. This sparks a flame of anger inside me.

"Neither of us would be here if you didn't try to take over the world! I have no choice to be here either! I owe a debt to someone and this is part of how I'm paying! So sit down and quit trying to be someone your not!!" I yell. He looks a bit taken back by me yelling at him but quickly goes back to his usual scowl.

"I am a god!!! I will not take orders from a puny human.-" He walks over to the bench and sits down. "You mewling quim."

Okay. That's it. I walk towards the glass door. Loki has a look of amusement spread across his face. He thinks I'm gonna walk into the glass and fall onto my butt. Not gonna happen. I walk through the glass as if it weren't even there, and shock fills Loki's face. I walk over to him with intentions that are not good. He quickly stands up and I quickly knee him where the sun doesn't shine. He bends over in pain and I grab him by his neck and pin his against the wall.

"Listen here Loki, and listen well. I'm only going to say this once. Don't you ever call me a whining cunt, I will not take orders from you; you will take orders from me. And call me another name besides my own, and I won't hesitate to send you to hell. Understand?" I tell him in a dark demonic tone. He quickly nods out of fear. I let him go and he drops to the floor. I walk out of the confinement and pull up a chair to sit on while I watch over the god of mischief and lies. My phone buzzes on a continuing pattern so I pull it out of my pocket and answer who is calling me.

"Hello?"

"Nice job handling reindeer games. But next time, don't try to kill him."

"Hey, in my defense, he called me a whining cunt in a more fancy way. He deserved it. And he knows not to piss me off ever again. Isn't that right Loki?" I ask him in a sickly sweet tone. I quickly put the call on speaker so the others could hear him.

"Yes....um....I was not very fond of that, so I shall try not to provoke her again. I do not wish to be killed by the hands of a mortal." He explains. I sigh and shake my head at his stubbornness.

"What he means is that he knows not to piss me off or I will personally escort him to hell." I tell Tony. A sigh could be heard from the other end.

"Just don't kill him. Unless he's trying to kill you, then you can kill him."

"Okay Tony. I'm gonna go so I can watch over this Mewling quim" I say while maintaining eye contact with Loki.

"I am not a mewling quim!!"

"Uh-huh. Says the one who is arguing like a five year old." I retort back. Bursts of laughter come from the other end. I hang up the call and whisper under my breath:

"Mewling quim." Loki looks at me like he want's to murder me. I just give an innocent giggle.

"This means war, Y/N. This means war." He chuckles in a joking manner.

"Oh it's on."