Arranged Marriage

Izuku The CPR Master

Izuku POV

I was falling in slow motion. Kirishima's face was so close to mine. Well until I saw an ash-blond blur appear.

It happened in slow motion yet it went by so fast.

I saw Kacchan's face now instead of Kirishima's face. My momentum did not stop though.

My lips were on Kacchan's! What is this feeling?! Agh! What the heck is happening!?

I quickly got up.

"K- Kacchan?!"

"W- what nerd you gotta problem?!"

Shocchan was right by Kacchan. Shocchan did not look very happy.

"That was my first kiss..."

I felt my cheeks get hot. What is this feeling? I feel all queasy!

I'm only like what six? Seven?!

"Deku just forget about it."
- Kacchan

HOW JUST HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THAT?! WHY IS MY MIND ALL JUMBLED UP!?

I then realized that Kirishima needed help. I found him on the ground. He looked more beat up than before. Agh Kacchan is such a bully!

Poor Kirishima~Kun.

So just like in the movies I quickly touched the lips with my own. With that Kirishima~Kun jolted up.

Kacchan and Shocchan were so shocked. They were probably so shocked since I just saved Kirishima's life while they did nothing. Bakas.

"Izu~chan DID YOU JUST KISS ME?! THAT'S SO MANLY!"
- Kirishima

"What? I gave you CPR I mean that's what you're supposed to do, right?!"

I did that right. Right? Kirishima is so funny.

"Oh no does Shocchan also need CPR?"

I walked over to Shocchan who lay on the ground.
He looked so peaceful. Oh no! HE WAS DEAD! What DO I DO? CPR IT'S JUST LIKE THE MOVIES!

Quickly I did the same as I had done for Kirishima.

(Todoroki just wanted a kiss too from the CPR master)

Again Shocchan got up. Everyone was in various states of red and and redder.

Kirishima's face matched his hair. Kacchan's matched his eyes. Shocchan's matched the half of his hair that was red. It was also darker than his scar on his eye.

I sat down crying.

"WHY DO I MAKE EVERYONE SICK KAMI~SAMA!?!"
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Mitsuki POV

Our business meeting was over so I went to go check on the kids.

Izuku was crying in the middle of it all.

The other three were blushing madly.

My brat looked like he was contemplating life and his entire existence.

Kirishima was holding his face with his hands. He touched his lips as well.

Shouto was about the same as Katsuki but not as intense. He just looked really shocked.

I walked outside. I don't even wanna know.

"What happened here Izuku?"

"W-Well I thought Kirishima~Kun died so I tried to give him CPR, like In the movies but Kacchan came in. H- he stole my first kiss. Waaaaah. Then Kirishima still needed CPR then Shocchan also died so I gave him CPR. B-but now they're all sick and I don't know why!!!"

Oh my goodness.

I don't think I've ever laughed that hard in my life.

Looks like Little Izuku is a player.

Ahhh. I taught her well.

Ehem.

I then escorted Shouto out but I made sure that Endeavor didn't find out about how Shouto broke what his father told him to do. Poor kid. Endeavor is no chill.
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