HAPPY NEW YEAR WEIRDOS!!!

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Honestly I'm excited for 2018. I have a HUGE list of things to do in the new year. But it is way to long for me to put in this one chapter, soooo. Maybe not now. Right now I'm waiting for my freaking parents to get their crap together and get in the car so we can go watch a movie. Okay, who thinks new cars smell good? Is that just me? Also, did anyone end up doing that twelve grapes at midnight thing? Because I tried it and I ended up choking. While everyone is saying "Happy New Year!" I am saying "HHHAPGAG NUU BAAARRRYAAY!" and I have sore cheeks the next day. Honestly, everyone hates immagrants but aren't we hating ourselves? Because the pilgrims came from England, not America. But noooooo, its all great and grand because they make turkey. Also they said that the natives were savages, I say that they are the savages, they killed the natives, they took the natives as slaves, and last but not least, they took their land! Absolute stupidity. Okay, rant over. So, how is your year so far? Is it going good? GOOD! If your year goes good then don't thank me. Also, over at my other book Different I was deciding whether or not I should change my publishing day to Saturday, but I decided against it, and it is going to remain Friday. Okay, that's all for now.

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