Holy Mickey, here we are at the AMAZING Disneyland! Where screaming kids, crusty Mickey costumes, and cringey pictures lurk. I mean who doesn't just love it when a baby just starts screaming for no reason! But seriously, what baby would remember that?
Friend: Hey, have you been to Disneyland?
You: No
Mom: Yeah you have
You: When?
Mom: Dont you remember? You were three months old!
You: My brain wasn't even fully developed yet!
Its true, your brain isn't fully developed until you are two years old.
Now, I have been to Disneyland enough times to have an entire map stuck in my mind, if I ever got lost, and I knew which ride my family is at, then I would know exactly where to go. Usually I try to ignore the parades, and just get to what I came for:
-Churros
-Space Mountain
-Fast Passes
-Family Time
If any screaming babies, annoying security guards, or long lines get in my way, I will be MAD.
okie, bai
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